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      “Ugh, this news clip is depressing. Fuck Coke for making me think about other countries, I’m just gonna grab a Pepsi instead. Their door ads are funny.”

  • “This is the future of retail and shopping,” Avakian said.

    the main reason this tech can proliferate is that the people who decide to insert ads into every area of our visual field are rarely within striking distance of the common person. these assholes all have personal shoppers/assistants, live behind walls, and we don’t know what they look like. honestly, the only thing cool about any AR tech would be its hijacking by culture jamming leftists to identify/add callouts to our enemies (secret police/undercover cops, informants, ultra high net worth individuals, etc).

    also, there’s a great dystopian visual gag here, where it’s like post apocalyptic and some plucky hero scavenger stumbles across a display fridge running on solar power with bottled water in it that is running at like 16K so it looks real and shifts with perspective, only for him to open the door and like it’s empty or has a bunch of skulls in it and it’s a trap set by cannibals or baddies.

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    Pretty soon all of these will display a Windows login screen or bash script with an error and the Walgreens minimum wage employees will have to write post-it notes about what’s in the fridge

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        It’ll be baffling if it even hits any market at all. They’re a decade or more behind the actual research outfits working on brain interfaces and all their “research” has just been replicating the same experiments that were being done by actual researchers 15 years ago.

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            The most immediate use case for a crude neural interface that managed to not trigger rejection and healing/scarring mechanisms would be things like restoring sight (this has been done experimentally, effectively giving people a low res greyscale sort of sight from a camera - note I was seeing stuff about this a good 10-15 years ago so it may be better now, actually) or interfacing with advanced prosthetics for people with spinal cord injuries (another thing that’s been managed experimentally, with exoskeleton braces for their legs that allow limited mobility - note I saw videos of this in action 5-8 years ago, so this may be further along than that now). That sort of thing is basically the limit of the technology at this point, which is honestly amazing but is still a far cry from the sci-fi dream of being able to integrate AR interfaces directly into one’s senses or do full dive immersive VR shit.

            Neuralink is far behind on even those fairly limited medical applications from what I’ve heard, and is basically just a grift by the engineers to pretend they’re working while cashing paychecks from the dumbest man on earth.

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              (this has been done experimentally, effectively giving people a low res greyscale sort of sight from a camera - note I was seeing stuff about this a good 10-15 years ago so it may be better now, actually)

              it’s worse, the for-profit company spun up to privatize the gains of that public research went bankrupt and put their patients into a cyberpunk hell of having to crowdsource parts and repairs for their cybernetic eyes

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                  Yet in the early months of the COVID-19 pandemic, he heard troubling rumors about the company and called his Second Sight vision-rehab therapist. “She said, ‘Well, funny you should call. We all just got laid off,’ ” he remembers. “She said, ‘By the way, you’re not getting your upgrades.’ ”

                  WHAT THE FUCK

                  WE HAVE BIONIC EYES BUT NO ONE IS MAKING THEM ANYMORE?? THEY “”““MOVED ON””“” TO OTHER TECHNOLOGY AND JUST GHOSTED HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WALKING AROUND WITH UNMAINTAINED BIONIC IMPLANTS?? WE HAVE BIONIC FUCKING EYES AND MUSK WANTS TO FUND HIS MONKEY BRAIN TORTURE IMPLANTS INSTEAD???

                  amerikkka-clap agony-mescaline amerikkka-clap

                  The market works, folks!

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              I didn’t know that. Thanks.

              So Neuralink has not pit forward any concrete plans or expectations? I could respect the grift if they were not killing monkeys for it.

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                AFAIK they’ve been very vague about their plans in general, and what’s come out about the experiments they were doing points to them being the sorts of things that I was seeing in documentaries 15 years ago and that they’re just trying to look like they’re doing something by replicating old experimental research.

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            I don’t even know what their value proposition is

            soypoint-1 JUST LIKE THE CYBERPUNKERINOS soypoint-2

            That’s it. That’s the value proposition.

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      Sorry, you cannot remember [mother’s voice] because you have run out of Complimentary XMemory Data. In order to remember even more precious parts of your life without waiting for the XMemory Cooldown to complete, you can pay for a premium subscription to XLMemory and pick up where you left off right away!

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    Good on them. They were on the verge of bankruptcy with all the theft going on all the time. Now they have the money to put screens on coolers! Good to see them do better and crime on the decline.

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    soviet-huff Can we get past the bullshit need to buy things from and sell shit to other people already? Make technology that actually fucking matters, that’s actually interesting and assists in national development, and frees up the common person’s schedule to engage in leisure, so we can all get the fuck on with our lives already?!

    It’s boring as hell and annoying as fuck how commerce continues to chase after people and becoming an increasingly obstructive, invasive phenomenon. People don’t want their lives to be plagued with ads! Why do you think daytime television is on its deathbed (apart from being an endless sea of reality TV)? If we need something, we’ll fucking go looking for it.

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    If I ever find one of them I’m opening every one to check the inside and then making no effort to close it.

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    They have these at my local Walgreens; not only are they stupid AF and annoying, they actively make me to not want to shop there. Like, just a clear freezer door, I’ll scan my eyes over the products to see if there’s anything I want. With those, my brain just straight up nopes out of considering anything behind the doors, it gets dismissed as noise in the sea of advertising.

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    On top of everything else, it is a direct, systemic, and compounding additional waste of electricity. Everything about this is enshittification.

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        The power of Juche had not yet broken the seals on Marx’s forbidden treatises on proletarian necromancy, and so a devastated and exhausted USSR was forced to relent for the time being.

        Being the first socialist experiment made things a lot harder. The socialist world hadn’t yet developed the Cuban moral vest, the Laotian cloak of invisibility and forgetting, The Vietnamese power of turning into killer trees, or the Chinese power to get stronger every time it collapses. All they had was tactical deployments of Stalin to devour the enemy’s granaries in single fell swoops of the man-sized steel spoon from which he took his name.