mommy put me in timeout :(

idk sometimes i feel like i use it like one when i worked BOH in a restaurant

“fuckin servers, man. can’t stack plates, can’t fill the linen bags, always need silverware run right now”

Live by the sword

Die by the sword

yeah if I recall it’s like 1 dog every hour in the US, quite frequently its their own police dogs too

logging onto r/cringetopiary to roast someone’s bad shrubbery

to be honest i’d love to punch a guy on national television before screaming about how everyone should read Blackshirts and Reds

From the creek to the ocean, we reject the zionist notion

everything’s going very fast but i’m proud of myself :)

i mean i’m not NB but i’m trans now and i feel the exact same way. things are changing really fucking fast now! but it’s fun!

The Plan? Dominate the auto industry, then make cars that are so bad that it’s better to walk to destroy car dependency in society

god the CPC is so cool. i wish china were real

i would honest to god rather walk to work than take a fucking cybertruck. what the hell

“Hmmm, take credit, you must”

“No, sir, I’m sorry, we don’t take credit here. We can take debit, cash, or EBT”

“Take Apple Pay, do you?”

“Sir, no, we can take cash or debit”

“Have other payment methods, I do not”

leans into mic “Lead clerk, register 15, thank you”

Not true, actually. hexbear user @industrialistgeorg@hexbear.net, who is an industrialist from 1843 and owns 4,892 factories, is an outlier and should not be counted

there is absolutely nothing stopping me from opening up a word processor of choice and writing a short story where Yoda goes shopping at Winco. Upload that to AO3. Literally nothing is stopping me i can write all the fanfiction i want of Yoda shopping for groceries and nobody can stop me

i think this is just the autism talking but i think one of the big reasons i prefer MLism over anarchism is that i really like the idea of a central planner telling me where to go and what to do. like, wow, i really need that clear and precise direction. thanks!

i only ever have two moods anymore:

mood 1:

mood 2:

with lore friendly sombrero power armor,

oh i don’t think i’ve ever seen a better string of 6 words before

That one song from Yakuza 0 where you fight an unruly customer as your tutorial fight as Majiima

sticking a quarter into my PC so i can go to the megathread and post about angular merkel