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It just ended actually
Midwestern Oaf
Shy, but willing to talk if approached
It just ended actually
This is just the surgery meds wearing off and I’m about to wake up, safe at home and with all my wounds healed…
Me, doing an oral report on a book I only know the title of:
It feels very much like a teacher canceling recess for everyone because they fucked something up
Still recovering from my gallbladder surgery
They gave me one days worth of baby percocet to deal with the pain, so I’ve just been taking edibles and playing Paper Mario on my switch
Gotta love how they expect you to deal with the removal of an organ with ibuprofen and acetaminophen
I forgot they did a Monster Hunter movie
There is a guy who lives in the rich town next to mine whose Jeep is absolutely covered with Rush bumper stickers
The sole exception is a single Sig Sauer sticker
Which is the primary reason I spent the 20 minutes I was stuck behind him in traffic making fun of him
Perfect Lisa Lib moment
Embracer Group just doing what EA did, but worse
Sorry sweaty, Israel needs those bombs more than you need to live
For fuck’s sake, it was even smaller than I remembered!
Remember when Biden tried to claim that he made food more affordable by posting how certain goods were ever so slightly cheaper?
Yeah, thanks, I saved 38 cents on $200 of groceries, amazing
The enemy’s disgusting sex offender - Our noble jailbait enjoyer
I had one of these disrespectful robots scare me by making a horrifying noise while I was grabbing beans
I threw a can of asparagus at it
That might have actually been me, sorry
Similar build and everything
Also, percocet is a hell of a drug
Yeah, fucking live streaming from a bathroom and actually filming people who did not agree to be filmed
That’s so beyond the pale, I am flummoxed that anyone would try to defend him after that
The fact that he probably has more money than I’ll ever earn is just the shit-frosting on this shit-cake
I’m not gonna be like “I always knew this guy was a creep” but I always knew this guy was a creep
Batman replaces Alfred all the time!
Usually it’s with someone else’s kid, but who am I to judge Gotham’s richest bachelor?