People used to say like I talked like everyone else was stupid

Mainly because I would enunciate (because I wanted to make sure people understood me) and used advanced language (because I read a lot as a kid)

This got me picked on a lot, so I basically studied how to talk “normal” by watching a lot of TV

And now people say I don’t sound like a Puerto Rican so I learned I could never win

Goddamn it

Nothing good ever happens

¡Bit Idea Unlocked!

You are one lucky ducky

All the libertarians around here are big angry about, well, everything

How do you get a gig like that?

Who says I don’t?

Mmm… artificial banana flavored marshmallows

All we know is that he is in command of a mysterious silver sphere that can kill on his whims

: bet backflips away while turning invisible

Surprised it wasn’t swamp gas this time

Early Cuyler style hat

Well I saw yours first, so you’re good

We are so weak so as to not be worth catering to

But also so strong that we can convince millions not to vote

There is nothing wrong with this sentiment

It’s real?

Creative food like jelly beans that taste bad and butterscotch soda

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