There’s this Brazilian funk song, don’t know the name, but the lyrics goes something like “suck it slowly, suck it gently, don’t hurt your daddy’s dick, if you don’t know how to do it, then look in Google how it is”. And you kinda need to listen a lot if funk, and go to funk parties to know that song, so I like to use the finish line “if you don’t know how to do it, then look in Google how it is” because is really casual and nobody knows where it comes.

There’s another way.

Good furniture is expensive af. Imagine if someone gives you a good quality chair, instant crush.

Fuck, I lost it :/

The Substance

On fools day he posted a picture of himself and a baby in Facebook with the tag “presenting my baby to everyone” I commented that congratulations for losing his virginity, that it took a while but it’s look like it was worth it. He blocked me and never spoke to me again. I tried to contact him a couple of times, we were best friends on primary school and keep in touch even after graduation high school, but we never talked again after that. I can’t even count the amount of times I talked about that with my therapist, until I just moved on. Hope he have a happy life.

Wow, sorry gen-zees, but the avocado is for millenials only.

Next generation grenades would be kicked ⚽️💥

Not an art student or anything, but I remember an expo of Frida Kahlo and one of the walls were a picture of like a chair and a window and surrounding the picture there were dozens of documents relating to the paint itself, like napkin sketches, a mini version just in black and white, Frida’s writings about the picture and so on. For me that I’m not an artist it showed me all the work behind that you never see, I always tough that painters just got inspired and painted in real time, when actually there’s a lot of work behind the scenes.

For people who pretend they like boxing?

And cause bash the fash is apparently hate speech, and cth was one of the last one to ban it.

You can be stripped of citizenship. https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/immigration-law/can-us-citizenship-be-revoked/

That’s great, I’m going to give it a try. Bet I can make it works on Linux.

I was able to migrate over to work and study because my family paid for the trip and even though the deal was that I were to work and be by myself I could always call to ask for emergency money. I did that twice, one for paying for my college inscription and other for rent. Without that I wouldn’t had the comfortable life I have today.

Can the game ve played with controller? Don’t judge me, I just prefer controller that mouse + keyboard.

You should clarify at the begging of your comment that is AI and what the prompt that generated that answer was.

Nada, eu que sou ruim com os horários mesmo.

Eu fui no MASP, mas cheguei muito tarde e já tinha acabado :/

Education, healthcare and quality of life aren’t cheap. Want cheap? Go to Oklahoma.

Rio have this, only works on Rush hours and the women only trains are just as full as the other ones.