Party Line: anyone dating a woman under 6’5" gets 
Legal consenting adult: I consent
Legal consenting adult: I consent
Twitter: I DONT
Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
Good fucking lord everyone on twitter needs either
or Gu-logout
How did I not think of that haha
Chat, is it pedophilic of me to date a grown adult?
Me, 5’9, dating a woman over 6’5
I’m a manlet at 6’8 but I have a fetish for short women so I only date 8’9 and up.
High Elves be like
Nobody is talking about the clothing gap
like 1 in 3000 women is taller than me. I’ve only met one IRL. we were sitting at a party, like she was already sitting down when I got there, so I didn’t know until we both stood up at the same time. she easily had like 3 inches on me. I think I blushed.
I immediately blurted out an awkward ask-out to dinner, and she just chuckled and declined as she was seeing someone already.
crest
fallenI like tall women, but I’m short enough where the category is fairly large. (No pun intended.) It was funny when everyone was crushing on Lady Dimitresque and I’m like, “first time”?
It was funny when everyone was crushing on Lady Dimitresque and I’m like, “first time”?
We got an emote for that
I don’t think I’ve ever once met a girl who’s taller than I am, but boy would I like to. I recall reading somewhere that only 1% of women in the US are 6 feet or taller, so I’m not holding my breath, but I dated one a while back who was nearly my height, and she was such a stallion in my eyes.
You saved her from getting put on the registry
Celebrate women of all body types but just know that
If I’m 5’5", does that mean that anyone dating me must get
?I’m confused by these dynamics. I’m an enby, so does my gender give them a pass? What if the person I’m dating is a man shorter than me or a woman taller than me? I’m sorry; I have so many questions!
If the couple in OP picture were both enby it would actually have created a gap in space-time because they’d both be simultaneously the victim and the abuser breaking the simulation and freeing us all
Nah they would show their ass and just revert to referring to people as their assigned gender at birth with some weird reference to “x gender socialization”.
I’m sorry to inform you, but you’ve been re-binarized. Gender is too fluid and messy so we have decided to reorganize around being 6’5".
If the couple in OP picture were both enby it would actually have created a gap in space-time because they’d both be simultaneously the victim and the abuser breaking the simulation and freeing us all
“It should have been ME! Not her!”
Uhhh… Why did he feel the need to specifically post a picture to r/tall where he’s only in his underwear?
Well, he might have to end his current relationship in light of the revelation that he’s a pedophile, so it’s good to keep the door open.
It’s a thirst subreddit for people into tall so that actually makes sense. It’s the most likely way to get thirst upvotes.
If I’m a 30 year old dating a 26 year old who’s slightly taller than me, where does that put me
You’re both pedophiles
Not born on the same date
Ummm, that’s problematic sweaty
Campaign to implement Height of Consent laws
I think there should just be a state Bureau of Consent that issues everyone consent cards with a numerical code that says who you can have consensual sex with. The rating with take into consideration age, height, education, popularity, sexual experience and taste in cinema, and you’re not allowed to have sex with anyone who’s rating isn’t within 10 points of your own. All citizens must wear this card on their chest at all times. Sex can only be had in special hotels that requires patrons to scan their cards before entering a room and will report whoever has the higher rating to the police if they’re ranking is too high.
I unironically think this would be a good thing.
popularity
Love the idea that if the popular kid fucks a nerd its problematic.
Power dynamics
Something something fareheit 1984
Isn’t this eugenics with extra steps?
No humanity will just naturally evolve into sub-species with perfectly aligned consent ratios…
Oh wait…
This was hot on tumblr like several years ago. Vividly remember the poster saying that any character under 5’6" is “pedo coded”.
And that’s why it’s both harmful and kinda fuckin misogynistic, see…
And yet im 5’6" and get called a pedophile becquse of my shitty facial hair that i cant get rid of
tfw pedo coded irl
One of the worst fucking memes
I like that he’s almost naked 😏
1 person does not a discourse make
these people just throw shit at the walls all day long and try to get something to stick so they can get eyeballs
