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I live near a major airport, I should be safe, right?
Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.
I live near a major airport, I should be safe, right?
Wake me up if it ever actually happens.
They put a vagina on my forehead, Jerry! A vagina!
Also the Chapo boys watched it so you don’t have to
Text instructions are so much easier to skim through. I don’t want to wait for someone’s stupid 12 minute long “ULTIMATE guide for pee pee poo poo” to load and jump randomly through the video to find the relevant two second long section that contains the information I’m looking for that I could have easily found in five seconds if they had just made a text guide for it and I could have ctrl-f’d to find the exact information I needed.
Also I hate how every loser calls their guide the “ULTIMATE guide to X.” Terrible fucking buzz word. If I see anything that calls itself the ULTIMATE guide for whatever I’m skipping it by default, fuck you.
BREAKING
EXCLUSIVE
LIVE
I’m never touching grass again it was too scary
“I came over to talk, that’s it, I swear!”
“Quote: ‘I am going to put my blank in your blank’”
Reminder that internal documents show that Exxon knew about climate change in the 1970’s but chose to cover it up and lie about it for decades.
H. Jon Benjamin seems pretty alright fwiw
They made an account here just to complain about us, they definitely weren’t mad.
Like the drug dealer?
Blue Marble Exploration’s website says: “Locals believe that Dean’s is a portal to hell and the Devil himself lurks in the black depths."
Mr Söhnlein, who also believes he can “safely” send humans to Venus
This is already shaping up to be extremely funny
Poseidon is hungry
Post hog
Japan would call this anime
Please lose to Trump again, that would be extremely funny.