"Straight up if you don’t vote for Biden you’re gonna have a lot of explaining to do … "
You’re gonna have to explain to millions of women across the country why there is a national abortion ban and they no longer have a constitional, fundamental right to an abortion.
The democrats had the house, senate, and presidency when Dobbs went into effect. They didn’t even try to enact a legislative solution. Fuck off.
I don’t think it’s my job to explain why other people didn’t do anything about it for the 50 years that they could have. I can, but I’m tired
Don’t worry. Next time they’ll promise even harder than the last time.
it was hard this time so we didn’t but we’ll try harder next time
Sorry they just couldn’t because apparently the House Parlimentarian or something said they couldn’t. Maybe in a real democracy we vote for that guy he sounds more important than all the other folks we have the option to vote for
I don’t mean to be the contrairentarian, but it’s even funnier (funny in the same way it’s used in the beginning of the song Mad World) because the Parliamentarian did something else to undermine his argument. They were the scapegoat for making the economic bill in COVID (another hehexd moment) shittier. Abortion slipping through during Biden’s watch just happened anyway. Trump probably would have passed the same neutered efforts to sure up necessary infrastructure against increasing climate related effects. Either way the US is going hard AF trying to dominate energy.
The economics are devestatingly bad, the domestic policy is barbaric, and the foreign policy is so bad WW3 probably doesn’t happen because the US crumbles before something mobilizes, but it doesn’t stop the US from putting its whole soul into reenacting all the shit that made people want to stop Hitler.
Would fucking love for a lib to try that line.
Like you said, the reason is because libs refused to do anything so they could use it as a cudgel to get people to vote instead of offering anything because they never thought republicans would do it. Because they’re absolute fucking dogshit at politics.
I’d argue that they’re extremely good at the kind politics they’re paid to be good at.
Sure but I’m assuming that’s not the politics libs are talking about when they say why we have to vote for Biden.
If they admitted dems are controlled opposition I’d be a alot more willing to listen to their other opinions.
They are good at politics, the problem is that their politics are being good cop to Republican bad cop.
Not recognising American places that share their name with old world areas is praxis.
You’re saying there’s a NEW England? Why, the old one was bad enough!
One day, they will name some place New New York to the loudly playing Space Odyssey music.
It was once New New Amsterdam.
Hah
The city had a population of at least ten million and was the fifteenth city built with the name “New York”. Because of this, the Tenth Doctor jovially noted on more than one occasion that it should have been called “New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York.”
They made Transylvania into Pennsylvania? Downgrade
he really said all the progress we’ve made in the last three years on abortion will be gone if you don’t vote biden lol
You heard him. If Biden isn’t reelected, the Roe vs. Wade repeal will be undone.
you’re gonna have to explain why the DOJ and FBI are gone
That would be great. And why is Biden put in contrast to “the guy who s-xually abuses women”?
Because they don’t believe women if they’re accusing their guys
Republicans will just rename the FBI to something else to pretend they’ve abolished it
you’re gonna have to explain why the DOJ and FBI are gone
ALL MY FRIENDS WILL DISAPPEAR FROM HEXBEAR
You’ll still have the agents from the GCHQ, CSIS, ASIS, and GCSB! The rest of the five eyes would never abandon you
I’ve never seen a video shot inside a car that has an actually good take.
shot inside a car
I should print this out and hang it somewhere near my desk, I think it might help me feel better anytime I fuck something up.
if you know, you know
Barely anyone’s ever heard of the obscure indie film Pulp Fiction
“Ya got me” - Walter White
(another obscure reference)
Cars act as a faraday cage, preventing the evil commie brainwashing rays from hitting people, so they have even worse opinions as a result.
faraday cage, preventing the evil commie brainwashing rays from hitting people
McCarthy cage
This is why cars must be abolished
The fact that he had the composure to use a desk is the only reason Nostalgia Critic was taken seriously for so long.
reviewbrah consistently has good takes. Except for the meat and dairy eating. I rescind my point
gem
Now he can be an emoji if anyone wants that
Just the face.
the face and floating hands like rayman
The father, the son, and the holy spirit
who is the first guy? he looks liek a stereotypical suburban cracker
For me it depends, is this like a babyfaced 22 year old, or is this a lil 16 year old actual baby? If closer to the latter then let em be
Good impulse, but this fucker is running a DNC-aligned podcast trying to be another Pod Save America clone, rather than someone who isn’t seeking a media career just making a personal expression like . We can say let em be when he stops polluting the airwaves with his shitty little podcast.
Also it inexplicably has “unplugged” in the title like he doesn’t understand that MTV Unplugged was named for the use of acoustic instruments. Like, you’re a fucking talking head, what are you unplugged from? tHe MaTrIx?
buttplug
It’s not some random guy. He’s a fully committed liberal. Chris Mowrey is 21 years old and created a Gen-Z Democrat podcast called Chris & Harry Unplugged.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-harry-unplugged/id1695604098
too much legs
👆 Found Zuckerberg 's Hexbear account
:maybe-later-tankie:
DNC aiming for the coveted teenagers with rich parents demographic
I’m voting… for PSL. 😎
writing in Hamas , not that I even get a vote, how unfair is that? I’m letting women down 😭
Also voting PSL. I’m a dirty lib who sometimes votes for Democrats in local elections, but I will never vote for Democrat to the right of Sanders at the federal level again.
Who’s their candidate? I vaguely recall hearing that they were running someone other than Gloria LaRiva this election.
Claudia De la Cruz and Karina Garcia
What’s this $1T Biden has invested in fighting climate change?
Has the climate in Gaza and East Ukraine not changed?
It’s made up
Even if you look at the White House website, the figures they tout for climate change related stuff are barely in the 10’s of billions
So only like 900-ish billion off
And most that is actually there is for like bullshit subsidies.
They didn’t specify which side they were fighting for.
Finally a new liberal rises
Lib: “Your didn’t vote for Biden? Explain yourself!”
No.
“I don’t support genociders”
Huh, that actually wasn’t a lot of explaining at all
Lib: akshewally Hamas…
“He sucks ass, and before you lecture me go fuck yourself”
“I’m a communist. Biden gets the gulag, Trump gets the wall. Actually no now he’s actively doing a genocide he gets the wall too. Thanks for asking.”
“You’re gonna have to explain blah blah blah if you don’t vote for blah blah blah”
Why do yanks like to film videos in their cars so much? It’s so fucking weird.
I think it’s a very contrived attempt at appearing spontaneous
“You know, I wasn’t planning on making this video, in fact, I was just going about my daily business. But I cannot remain silent, and it’s so urgent that I post I’ve got to do it right here and now”
No public spaces. Being in your car is basically the only place you can be other than your house.
It’s easiest to film where you live
Sometimes it’s just so you don’t have to think about your family or roommates listening in? I don’t have a car but I usually only make tiktoks when my roommate’s gone cus I feel like it’d be awkward lmao
America’s car-centric brain poisoning encompasses all.
A cars a good place to film a video on a phone