My nine year old watched the debate and turned to me and said, “How can an election held in such an atmosphere of class conflicts, class enmity, and pressure brought to bear on the electors by the capitalists be called altogether free and altogether democratic? This debate is a farce. Only in a nation where there are no capitalists and no landlords—and, consequently, no pressure exerted by propertied classes—may there be an atmosphere of collaboration between the workers, the peasants, and the intelligentsia, free of pressure distorting their will.”

Who knew that being a racist slob who’s bad at Warcraft could make you a millionaire?

Bruce Banner not being a gamma male pissed me off.

Since you’re a liberal, you probably live in France. The planes crashing into your home will be manufactured by Airbus.

I bet that’s gonna have legs in Arizona.

I think so, but I’m so deep on the autism spectrum that I’m probably SCUBA-certified, so…

Hey! I’m in this picture! Look at me, Ma!

repurposing let’s go Brandon is not their chosen slogan, is it?

I have some terrible news for you about Dark Brandon.

Like holy shit what is even going on

Mr. President doesn’t know, either.

Oh my god, I can’t believe they were protesting at a synagogue! What was going on at that synagogue that day?!

It should make up its mind is it a floating airport or a sinking airport

We need to stand together in solidarity against the true enemy: Italians.

The High Court of the Juggalo Nation.

Unironically, I’ve been getting better search results from Yandex since this AI dogshit started picking up steam. I’m contemplating switching over full time.

Seeing Fetterman described as “left-of-center” caused my spirit to temporarily leave my body.

You get used to it. New Yorker writers are contractually obligated to start every political puff piece that way.