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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

This is not a record to be proud of.

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This is not a record to be proud of.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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      Not the same person. That’s Porzingis.

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    has AOT vibes

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        That one on the bottom right really got the short end of the stick.

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          Especially compared the one counter to him on the left. Chad vs Virgin meme.

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    deleted by creator

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Just because he’s God doesn’t mean he can do anything about male pattern baldness. He’s not that omnipotent.

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        Male-pattern baldness existed prior to the creation or the Heavens and the Earth.

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      For whatever reason in like medieval paintings or whatever, they used to draw baby Jesus as like an old man

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    Mexico has such cool religious art that this is just offensively ugly. Even if you don’t like religion the art is pretty cool. This is ugly on the Touchdown Jesus level of ugly.

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      That is clearly water bending Jesus.

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        Jesus was not a skilled water bender… it exploded in flames and burned to the ground

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      Oh boy do I have news. God agreed with you and in 2010 “Touchdown Jesus” was struck by lightning and burned down. They replaced it with a more traditional version. Personally I liked the orgional more.

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        Sadly the original Jesus was destroyed by an act of God.

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        Offsides/Five Dollar Footlong Jesus just isn’t the same.

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        Oh well shit I didn’t know. My husband just told me about it years ago.

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      I thought he was drowning.

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      That’s a Titan trying to hatch from the Earth.

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    Did Hideo Kojima make this?

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      Maybe it was Hajime Isayama, and the scaffolding on the left is for people who dress up as Survey Corps.

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    You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.

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      He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.

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      Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.

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      I think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol

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      Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.

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        I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’

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    Ricky Bobby approves.

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      Dear 800 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus…

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        …with a receding hairline…

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          Just remember, when it comes to baby Jesus, if you’re not first, you’re last.

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      But he is clearly saying little baby Jesus.

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    All hail the lord and saviour lord Farquadd

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    That’s no Jesus, that’s a Phil Collins!

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      No Genuflect Required

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      This is the world we live in

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    As a person utterly devoid of religion, I still used to enjoy visiting the temples of the various faiths, to see what they’d come up with. I think that period might be at an end.

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    I’m not a christian and yet I feel offended by this image

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    At first glance he looks like one of those smaller deformed titans.

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    GIVE IT BEARD

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      Sin barba, sin abdominales, sin Jesús.

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        Laudetur infans Iesus caeruleis oculis. Nam ipse est nostra salus et sacrificium sanguinis postulat.

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    Do they also claim to have the self awareness to understand that thing is fucking creepy

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      Self-awareness and Christianity aren’t generally friendly.

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