Flying Squid@lemmy.worldcakeM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up1630arrow-down15cross-posted to: eu_nvr
arrow-up1625arrow-down1imageThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldcakeM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square83fedilinkcross-posted to: eu_nvr
minus-squarebhmnscmm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 month agoYou know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldcakeOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoHe sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoAdult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
minus-squareSpaghettiYeti@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down5·1 month agoIts odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
minus-squarebhmnscmm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoI like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
I think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol
Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’