It’s my job!
Did you know that pumpkin toadlets are so tiny that they can’t land correctly when they jump?

or “get zoomies in the middle of the night”

oh nooooo poor little white men it’s so hard for them

I really need to have this lying around on a coffee table

three nirds with one stone

So that’s how I stop the fridge from reciting random frog facts!

She could just… wear that tinfoil cap under a normal hat to avoid attracting attention??

So, certain people are magically entitled to power? I feel like I’ve heard that one before…

It’s not unrealistic if you just strech your arms once in a while.

oh no oh shit the lice are building forts now

haha girl boring boy quirky

European cryptids can be creepy as hell if you look into older, non-disneyfied versions.

What?? 😭

^{why so smol?}

Remember that this is not about fighting CSAM. All that ‘protecting the children’ shit is just a thin veil for fascism.

go get my stuff and move in

1. this most likely is my only life, unless reincarnation is real
2. tons of people probably want me dead, so I stay alive to piss them off
3. I want to see what happens next
4. I can help to make other people’s lives a little bit better
5. among all the pain and misery, there are lots of good things to enjoy
6. I’ll get there eventually, no need to rush

I think that I remember this box appearing before and finding some way to hide it, I just can’t remember what it was.

it was super fun to wake up at 6:00 today for no reason after going to bed at 1:00.

lemmygrad and .ml are far from being anarchocommunist. They are authoritarian as hell.