I can’t believe you had me followed.

“And I looked out over the land and gazed upon the face of God. And God did say, ‘MINE?’”

Every 100th bird has a squeaker inside!

The roomie doth protest too much.

P A R I N G L E S

The curtain on the door is slightly open, I would keep fucking walking.

“I need your coat, your shawl, and your potatoes.”

fire hydrant wearing a cowboy hat and playing a guitar

“After these messages… we’ll be right back.”

The future scenes in Back to the Future II take place ten years in the past.

Weasel is a typo. It’s suppose to be Wheatley.

Wheatley was accidentally accelerated past the speed of light and now exists outside of time in a godlike state.

Still can’t make decent puzzle rooms for shit.

Shine on, you crazy diamond!

Anyone out there willing to make a cake with whipped banana, please report back.

Toot the Pain Riker

I call that Thunderdoming.

If hating what Trump does and represents is a mental disorder, then I am terminal and highly-contagious.

Is the cameraman okay?

That episode where John de Lancie did an intentional racism of Robert Beltran’s accidental racism because of some hack consultant’s intentional racism.

Most creatures have the male giving the female semen for their egg. But seahorses have the female giving the male an egg.

So I propose the slang “dropped off” for female seahorses impregnating male seahorses.

This sunflower theme is becoming more and more disturbing.

You’re confusing The Muppet Movie with The Great Muppet Caper. It’s not like there was an effort to maintain continuity throughout a larger Muppet Cinematic Universe.