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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

Uphold Kelly Thought

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Uphold Kelly Thought

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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    • Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Agree. I don’t want to live in the world where a smart phone is required to order a succulent Chinese meal.

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        • Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Get your hands off my pinot.

          https://crowbarsyd.com/mr-democracy-manifest-pinot-noir/

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          :( no fun

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        democracy-manifest

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      We are all boomers on this day.

    • sovietknuckles [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Nono, you’re simply one of Today’s No-Good Teens, and scanning a “Q.R.” would interrupt your “Tik Tok” time

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  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net
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    This one’s actually totally accurate. I fucking hate those codes, they always link to a wonky ass, terribly designed webpage. I try and scroll to the fucking beer menu and then it throws me to the desert page or something. Just print a menu Jesus!

    • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Or it just goes to a page that can’t be zoomed in on. Or a image that is so tiny you can’t read even when zoomed in

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    His labels are so good “traditional meal orderers” is one of the best I’ve seen.

    Also, note “today’s no-good teens” also not wanting to use the QR code, this is Kelly saying this is intergenerational, thus you are not a boomer for agreeing, you could be a no-good teen

    • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      And the vapor from the vape actually spelling out “vape” emoji com chapéu de cozinheiro beijando as pontas dos dedos

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    i do fucking hate when places do this

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I must be becoming a Kelly style boomer because my phone won’t even scan those god damned codes and I just want a menu.

    • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Most places I can eventually manage to get a paper menu but sometimes I have to rely on the people I’m dining with to even order coffee.

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    I fucking hate those QR codes.

    Don’t scan them! They could be a security issue and they usually just lead you to their website anyway, just search for their website and menu manually if you can’t get a physical menu.

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      I’m waiting for people to make fake QR codes that go to some malicious page, paste them over the real ones. Seems a lot easier to do than skimmers.

      • ArsenLupin [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Forget malware, just bring back the good old days of tub girl, goatse, and lemon party!

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          logo

          imagining a server trying to explain away some whacked-out tagline for a table of diners

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      Me when I burn my olive oil

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Heh heh heh

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    Bold of you to assume I haven’t already memorized the menu several days prior to going to the restaurant because my anxiety demands I don’t think in public

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Autism gang checking in. I haven’t read a menu in a restaurant since 1992!

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      The first time this happened to me I knew what I wanted to order without the menu, and they still tried to make me QR code it. I think that place has since reformed but I only do takeout from them now.

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    I’m trying to scan the QR code but nothing happens sadness

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      missed opportunity not having it link to Kelly merch or something

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    My whole ass life it was rude to have your phone go off during a meal. Not because of the interruption (well, kinda), but because you’re snubbing the people you’re with to engage with someone who’s not even there. That’s what the silent switch is for. I still warn people if I’m expecting a call or text during a meal or meeting, not because they’ll hear it, but because I don’t want them to think I don’t respect or enjoy their time because I’m paying attention to someone else during the meal we specifically planned.

    Now somehow I’m the jerk for asking for a paper menu.

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    The part of the boomer mentality we’re all rightly scared of is becoming reflexively resistant to change, even good change. Disliking a change for specific reasons isn’t that.

    QR code menus suck because it gets everyone at the table immediately on their phones when you’re supposed to be interacting with each other.

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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    Is this a thing? I have literally never seen this.

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      When places reopened after the first wave of the pandemic they tried to brute force it into existence. It’s faded a bit since then but I still come across it now and then. So not quite (*latest fad), but fad enough.

      There are also museums that replaced the about-this-painting placards with QR codes.

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        There are also museums that replaced the about-this-painting placards with QR codes.

        jesse-wtf Why? I don’t get it. That sounds like such a terrible experience, constantly having to scan a code just to read a fucking description.

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          It do be annoying, fiddling with your phone at every interesting painting, and descriptions are sometimes shorter than before. (Although audio options are pretty poggers when they go in-depth, but its rare)

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            Those little audio doohickeys that some museums have are my favorite objects in the world. Museums used to have them on cassette and sometimes they’d let me copy them. As a kid I used to have a cassette for San Antonio’s science museum and I’d listen to the dinosaur parts repeatedly.

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              Yeah, the annoying part with audioguides they are incomprehensible alphanumeric gibberish on a server (sometimes), not structured folder type deal, so you cant backtrack to them from home :(

        • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.netOP
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          They claim it’s also to replace the headsets for audio explanations, etc., but either way it’s bullshit. https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/newsletter/2022-01-22/essential-arts-qr-codes-in-museums-blessing-and-curse-essential-arts

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          soviet-hmm Why not have a written description, and then a QR code next to it that leads to more in-depth information?

          only-throw No text! Only QR code!

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      So much that the city of Rio de Janeiro had to pass a law mandating bars an restaurants to have physical menus for clients that ask for them.

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      I’ve only encountered it a couple times but yeah, I think it got more popular when Covid started.

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      It started when places reopened after the first covid wave, because I guess paper menus spread covid? It never made sense

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        paper menus spread covid?

        because they saved 500$ at the printers think-about-it all covid did was make it necessary to disinfect them …which they already should’ve been doing…

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    BEEP! 
    
    BOOP! 
    
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    I would legit wear a ‘traditional meal orderer’ shirt.

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    making optional QR code menus is a good idea tho

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      I agree. However the back end is always so poorly done it makes it shite in practice.

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