Funniest for RFK would be secretary for wildlife and fisheries
If the stars align he could make RFK head of the CIA. That would be hilarious, imagine putting a literally brain wormed Kennedy in charge of the organization that killed JFK. He might actually release some info if they don’t kill him first.
“Sir, RFK has been found with 3 gun shot wounds to the back of the head.”
“Haha Havana syndrome just does that sometimes.”
The Worm wants Health and Human Services so it can undermine the FDA, and let everyone eat tasty tasty roadkill.
He’ll run on a platform of GRAVITY IS DESIRE and TIME IS SIGHT
WHAT WAS SHALL BE WHAT SHALL BE WAS
If he’s getting HHS, I’m voting for Kamala
If he’s getting CIA, I’m voting Trump
deeply unserious state
Absolute joke of a country
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He said he met with Adin Ross and Theo Von because baron told him to lol. And I would put money down the Vance pick was Don jr.
I think that’s likely, but I think it’s also because Trump wants his money
Get me out this crazy ass timeline
I tried to do a RFK impression in the shower the other day and I realized something about how he talks. He sounds like his throat is made out of corn husks and old newspapers.
I’m pretty sure he’s actually dead. He’s like a zombie or something. Or maybe a Death Becomes Her scenario.
weekend at bernies but it’s a bunch of evil raccoons
I’m pretty sure he’s actually dead.
this is what I believe too
have you ever seen “Howard the Duck”? he talks like Dr Jennings after he gets taken over (cw: mid-80s humor)
have you ever seen “Howard the Duck”? he talks like Dr Jennings after he gets taken over (cw: mid-80s humor)
Pure kino.
Hacks like Spielberg or Scorsese wouldn’t dare to film scenes this bold, even now, 40 years later!
Mild mustard
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Pretty sure he’s just a flesh bag pulled taut around 200 pounds of centipedes
I’m pretty sure he’s actually dead. He’s like a zombie or something.
Q was right all along!
He sounds like he perpetually needs to clear his throat
It’s a medical thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spasmodic_dysphonia
Shouldn’t Musk technically be ineligible for any cabinet position? They all have to be constitutionally allowed to become president hypothetically if there was an event (
) that killed everyone above them on the presidential line of succession list, right? Musk wasn’t born in the US and shouldn’t be eligible.
Birtherism comes back, but as a left/liberal “fuck Elon in particular” hall monitor way that’s technically correct but SCOTUS makes up some bullshit that says he’s allowed to be Secretary of Deregulation or whatever
No such rule. Consider Madeleine Albright.
I think it just skips them in the line of succession.
Shouldn’t Musk technically be ineligible for any cabinet position? They all have to be constitutionally allowed to become president hypothetically if there was an event () that killed everyone above them on the presidential line of succession list, right? Musk wasn’t born in the US and shouldn’t be eligible.
Tomorrow’s news:
“In a 6-3 decision by the Supreme Court…”
Damn he almost had it
Have you considered how joyous a Trump administration would be when you could frequently hear me giving speeches?
As a non American: RFK = Rum Fitzgerald Kennedy?
Ronald Fitzdonald Kennedy, actually
RFK was guaranteed to siphon votes from Trump. Looks like Trump is getting serious.
Dems need to promise him an EPA chair or something in exchange for staying in the race, tbqh.
Very sad loser energy from the republicans. Trump doesn’t have his heart in the game anymore he’s throwing
rfk jr sounds like that wavy voice filter on tiktok and elon musk is a drug addicted pedophile lol
All the reactionary grifter turds clumping together is kind of neat. Convenient in a way; they are cross-contaminating each other with so much creepy clownfuckery.
Secretary of Cringe
I hate facebook meme politics! I hate facebook meme politics!
Secretary of Bazinga
