Still a better love story than Twilight.
Oof.

Data: “Please state your conclusion.”
I think that all also accurately describe’s Frankenstein’s monster.
Probably more so, bc Bella would have heard of a Frankenstein('s monster), but she might have trouble believing in an android. 🤖
How many times did Bella return from the dead? Yeah Data wins. Also he can process (and act) faster than her vampire ass ever could. He typically doesn’t because he needs to down-shift to be able to interact with humans - and probably to avoid unnecessary heat build up.
How many times did Bella return from the dead?
It’s been a while since I read the Twilight books, but I suppose once, kind of.

Data came back from the dead at least once. Unrelated to the image above, at least the once I recall when he was sent back in time and then was buried and rose again to sit at the right hand of the captain (actually forward and to the left usually).

My mamma always told me: always listen to those wormhole aliens, they are always right! 🪱
Yup. His head is 500 years older than his body because of that episode.
I would guess that he can simply replace his parts when they wear out. Unless he pulls a Worf and refuses to:-P.
fully functional?
With an ice-cold “little Data”



The twig or the berries?

The whole organ, it’s very… schizophrenic


A mechanical man.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Just give it a!
Ooooohhh, Tasha gonna fuck that girl up.
Tasha would destroy all the vampires and werewolves, it wouldn’t even be a contest.
Who would win? Data or twilight vampire?
vampires, since android has a set strength level. vampires can grow stronger overtime, and they use magic too?
An ice man!
Dude, you slapped a fiiiish
CAKE ⁉️
Keeeeevvvvvin
… did you accidentally, or intentionally post ‘Keeeeevvvin’ 6 times hahahah?
Yeah, dbzer0 was lagging horribly and then when it stopped doing that, it posted all the previously failed attempts at once 😄
Hahaha yeah I felt that in the last 12ish or so hours as well, hahaha!
Three, three, three damnit! 😳

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