Religious indoctrination and shaming.

It’s heavily affected by the fact that I used to listen to After the Revolution to fall asleep (in a good way! It’s a great book and Robert Evans’ voice is soothing IMO), but here’s mine:

Because politicians are generally opportunists and the fascist party offers more opportunities for personal enrichment for those with no loyalty to their voters.

Also, doing it in the other direction is a surefire way to get death threats and worse…

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces

Can confirm!

Newsweek contacted Obama by press contact form on his website

I’m not gonna spoil the ending by linking the article 😉

The sun rose and also set.

As long as you put your bow away! It made a horrible mess the last time you “helped” my sandwich with it!

The look on your faces when you found out that you didn’t even need cattle for it!

Not in front of people from ACTUAL Chicago. They’re REALLY touchy about that afair…

Rather than top right where it belongs.

Must really suck to be from a state so bad that the city named after it is worse than the Missouri part of it!

That’s like losing a spelling bee where the tiebreaker is how to spell your child’s name!

EDIT: OH! Cup Noodle

Best OOC postscript of the year 😂

If not, drawing one will be the first order of business!

!theyknew@lemmy.sdf.org

Being too rich to have to worry about money spares you a shitload of stress and anxiety.

As does being too amoral to worry about how your actions affect other people.

They probably don’t get ZERO stress and anxiety, but they get so little compared to regular people as well as access to top notch healthcare and the best food that it’s literally not unusual for them to live at least a decade longer as a result.

Because only the good die young:

Reagan: 93
Thatcher: 87
Pinochet: 91
Pol Pot: 91
Kissinger: 100

We can populate the next generation of politicans, CEOs, and journalists from this clown school.

I thought we already did? Where else would they be finding Republican politicians and opinion columnists?

The head of quality control at Tesla in charge of eyeballing: reincarnated Marty Feldman

Wife: THE DARK FLAME OF UDUN WILL NOT goddammit, now I’m doing it too!