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Stamets@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 天前

So glad I suck dick

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So glad I suck dick

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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    Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word “bitch”? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

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    Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I’m not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

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      Or maybe it’s sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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        deleted by creator

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    7 天前

    So glad I suck dick

    As if gay men aren’t ever catty bitches.

  • Tracaine@lemmy.world
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    6 天前

    You can say bitch on the internet. We won’t tell your mom.

  • nectar45@lemmy.zip
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    7 天前

    You cant win I see

    • Barbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6 天前

      Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.

      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        6 天前

        • RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          6 天前

          Nice username and even a guest star character of voyager

          • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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            6 天前

            Thank you.

      • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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        6 天前

        I’m choosing Raya today

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      7 天前

      The only winning move is not to play

      • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe
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        7 天前

        But you lose by timeout

        • Fla@lemmy.zip
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          5 天前

          In that relationship, a timeout would be a win.

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        6 天前

        answer me fucker! are you cheating on me with that bitch?!

  • RedC@sh.itjust.works
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    7 天前

    You can say bitch on the internet

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      Imma try.

      <Ahem>

      Bitch.

      Cool.

      • Donkter@lemmy.world
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        I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again

        • pachrist@lemmy.world
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          I read this comment and now MasterCard keeps calling me.

      • ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        7 天前

        The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated

        • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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          You can blame prude corporations who don’t want to see those words next to their ads for that.

        • trepX@sh.itjust.works
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          Thanks for elaborating

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    How does sucking dick negate this behavior… I’ve sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

    • vanta rainbow black@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      yeah i’m sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who’d be just as aggravating lol

    • Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com
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      6 天前

      Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess

    • Snowclone@lemmy.world
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      7 天前

      Baby please…

      • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        6 天前

        No, not again… Not after last time. It was like getting blasted by a firehose and it was not pleasant.

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          6 天前

          why am I all wet and sticky?

          • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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            6 天前

            Is that from UHF?

            • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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              6 天前

              YOU FOUND THE MARBLE!!

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgPgsvxxxKE

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    Naw, you gotta lean in.

    Which bitch asked that before me?

    the cutest one

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    • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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      She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old

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      A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.

      But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It’s a shit game that only a shit partner would play.

    • yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I mean… Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don’t suck dick.

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        Idk have you tried it? Maybe you’d be good at it

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          No, I haven’t tried it, I might be good at it indeed, I might be amazing, or hell, I might give the best blowjobs in the world. I will leave it at the possibility of being the best cock sucker before I discover I am mediocre at it, I guess I cannot try it then.

          • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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            🤦🏻 sigh… Just put on the maid outfit and cat ears already.

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      TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students

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        It’s just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.

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    I’M the prettiest princess

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      You’re not only a princess but you’re a whole queen 💅

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        Hole queen

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          All of the above

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    Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

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    No Kuzco. List sucks.

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      Kuzco isn’t a princess, that would be a demotion

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      No Kida either wth

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        Til thar was a Disney film.

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    About this dick sucking you were talking about…

    • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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      Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking…

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    Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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      Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.

      Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?

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        Uhhh… nein? I mean… nine… shes’s a nine!

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        Yeah. I played that biach in poker and she cleaned me out. Pay sure she had her little animal friends informing on my card.

        Fair my ass…

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    All hail Princess Trunks!

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      For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.

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