Treatlerites would absolutely reopen Aushwitz for plastic straws
I cannot understand this. Paper straws are generally as good as the plastic ones as long as you don’t leave them for hours and hours. If you’re doing that, get a metal one, they’re superior in every way.
But if we get rid of plastic straws I won’t have microplastics in my brain, blood, and balls.
Have you ever considered that I want microplastics in my brain, blood, and balls?
Nah, paper straws get soggy fairly quickly
This is what I hope future archaeologists discover of our so called civilization.
Can we please for the love of God just have metal straws?
Make them gold colored, I don’t fucking care.
I prefer glass ones. No metallic taste and easier to clean.
I only use all-natural straws made of straw
Metal straws are kind of dangerous though right?
How would they be dangerous?
Well for one, they are lightning rods for TSA lawsuits. https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2023/04/25/passenger-arrested-airport-vampire-straw/11737669002/
That’s hilarious.
Some people have been injured or killed by falling on them, because it’s a rigid metal pole kept upright and by your head.
Not that like there’s a massive number of these cases, but it could rise if everyone uses them.
Idk. Just seems like going strawless is better.
Hmm. I don’t know, I still like the metal straws. I always use them.
You can also get injured from a glass bottle, or even a glass straw, so it just takes caution. I normally do strawless now unless they offer metal straws, so I could do that but sometimes you do need a straw.
I’m glad Elon is around just to show that Americans don’t have a monopoly on being absolute cringe
Okay it’s quite obviously not a real screenshot but it took a moment to fully convince myself. The Trump part is so believable that I overlooked the other ones being more out there.
all real tweets. was questioning myself and did a quick search:
https://xcancel.com/elonmusk/status/1887889037354008729
https://xcancel.com/kanyewest/status/1887824082005111130
https://xcancel.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1887916067491574108
Oh my fucking god, even the last one, which I was so confident was the tell.
Can someone please clear up the correct amount of shame I’m supposed to be feeling right now?
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