That’s not even a bad take though it’s transparently an agreement to participate in a corporate scam.

I think this is posted in the wrong comm, the only way you could argue this isn’t the correct reaction to a piece of terrible (but completely predictable) news is if you somehow pretend he’s not being sarcastic.

Just coming across this thread now I looked at the screencap and assumed it was being posted because another sockpuppet got outed.

Needing to use “The Le Epic prefix” is absolutely not necessary because it’s too much investment into regularly acknowledging and sharing an opinion on the dumb idea when you can just call it twitter like most people still do and be done with it. If you need to think of that as resistance, you still can! The guy really seems like the type to be more peeved about people ignoring his ideas than denouncing them.

You don’t need to respond to an instance of someone referring to the platform as “x” with a statement on how you feel about it, you can just call it twitter when you yourself talk about it. Whether it’s because you actually don’t care or because you want to be the change and all that, either way it will make your life a little easier.

I swear I’m not making this up like a month ago my physical therapist asked me about the new cologne I’m wearing. I told him I didn’t use any and he kind of persisted he was like no, it smells really good and I’m like I dunno dude. “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m sure I’m not wearing cologne.” I don’t have a sense of smell since catching covid in 2020 so I had no clue. Then he was like “oh, I forgot I put a scented candle down over here, I didn’t think it would be so strong when it’s not lit”. He clearly felt really awkward and I didn’t want to laugh too much to make him feel worse but what the hell dude.

It is reported for the first time that federal prosecutors are looking into the mayor’s dealings with five countries besides Turkey. The other countries are Israel, China, Qatar, South Korea and Uzbekistan.

Undoubtedly a dumb question, but what are these countries getting in exchange? I get that Israel is entrenched in our politics and has interest in maintaining that, but even for them there’s got to be a reason they wouldn’t just do this through AIPAC like every US politician.

Weepinbell

Don’t forget dogbag!

Not hornyposting at all when I say I need to see the american pikachu-redesign tiger with huge breasts and all the other design proposals from the american staff. Those sketches are historical artifacts and someone needs to dig them up and put them in a museum.

I think most dogs are capable of learning to suppress that if a malicious owner is diligently training them towards that from a young enough age. But somehow I think I’m not going to be interested in distributing blame for how this attack dog is acting until I’m no longer in the same room as him.

It’s the username created for the specific purpose of creating this post that gets me here. You gotta respect this person that named themselves “roommateirrational” for seeking sincere opinions on whether their roommate is being hysterical.

That’s great vocabulary I’m gonna start using that. I’m a little sick so I’m cisporting myself home today guys.

Sure you do, they’ve wrecked their life and are dealing with the fallout and you support their rehabilitation and try to help get them on the right track. It’s not like you’re advocating for them publicly after they committed war crimes without consequence or anything.

Irrationally upset that a reply explaining my joke received more upbears than my joke.

I can’t claim to know much about the specifc countries he’s mentioning here, but I am someone living in a country whose population keeps electing the most corrupt politicians that are not interested in good governance at all and I can confirm that I dream of the day when another country has the courage and moral fiber to fix our mess we very clearly are not adequately fixing on our own.

wow

I gotta admit “Character Limit” is a pretty clever title for the subject at hand.

FLINT IRONSTAG

A huge hamster but please don’t tell Weird Ed Edison.

I read this over and over and could not figure out the correct way to interpret it, but now that I’ve briefly glanced at this Mark Robinson drama this tweet is actually hilarious.