What I’m not allowed to dance? It’s like footloose folks, it’s like footloose over here–you know, the movie where they aren’t allowed to dance? Very heartbreaking, SAD!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_civil_religion dot jpg

oi, ya got a loisence fuh tha pot o gold?

Srsly just swap the left and right panels, boom cause is now effect

democrats and republicans reaching their platonic ideal of a Mobius strip

“she was no angel”

beware the pipeline

some day I’ll be a professional quote maker just like him

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thing I don’t like?

point gun at thing!

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aren’t we also doing a red scare pt 2 towards Chinese researchers in the US though? So like one side is demonizing them but then another side is like “no wait stop fleeing back there and surpassing us”

even the science foundation people have to justify stuff by saying it’ll be good for imperialism

Who will grift the grifters?

Not if it benefits the right people

you are hated

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but he didn’t say the magic words “I am offended” therefore checkmate

damn we really need more 2008 gamer webcomic emojis-

Big props to OP for getting me to Google buck fush and finding this insightful column by known luminary Dennis Praeger:

https://hexbear.net/post/3144683