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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

Anon loves his sister

sh.itjust.works

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Anon loves his sister

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    Having a sister is ok but id rather have a brother to fight with.

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      Nah, trust me, you don’t want a brother to fight with. I have some PTSD from fighting and running away from home once.

      I’d rather just be born as a girl and have a sister, that’d be so much better. Instead, on this timeline, I have been diagnosed with depression (and undiagnosed CPTSD).

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        Dude, sisters are so much worse. Brothers fight and then it’s over, sisters are cold blooded.

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          Oh really?

          😧

          Okay maybe I take that back then.

          I wish to be the only child.

          Genie please grant my wish. 🥺

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            It’s aight. Parents divorced tho

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              Jokes on you, parents are already divorced.

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                There’s no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense

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                  Ah right, I thought you were doing a monkey’s paw thing

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            Only child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you’re bored.

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              Oh I can annoy internet strangers.

              Never gonna give you up

              Never gonna let you down

              Never gonna run around

              And desert you

              (Honestly, my older brother is a jerk, I wanna switch timelines.)

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            Wish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer

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              Its fine. Just do what we do to cats and dogs. 😉

              snip snip

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            My best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it’s way better than being completely alone.

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          My sister had a lengthy phase where her go-to move was a kick in the balls. To be fair it was a great deterrent

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        My childhood hobbies consisted of runescape and fighting my friends brothers and other kids (most fights were mutual). Some people just like fighting. If I had a younger brought to fight with I would be very gentle and fair.

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      I have both, and fought with both lol. Still shudder when I think about Doc Martin kicks to the shins. Be good to your siblings if you can.

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        I’m a patent of two boys and a girl, and I think the girl is the toughest of the lot.

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          They really got patents for everything these days, huh?

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            Lol, I’m leaving it. I guess it makes sense for me to be their property, it definitely feels that way most days.

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          Little boys can be shits, but when girls hit their tweens they turn into savages. They will sass you to death.

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      Don’t be sexist. You can fight your sister.

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        I do but I win every time and she fights cheap as shit. Pulling hair, biting, scratching. Its just playfighting you dont need to cause permanent damage.

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