🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agoAnon loves his sistersh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up1332arrow-down110
arrow-up1322arrow-down1external-linkAnon loves his sistersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agomessage-square40linkfedilink
minus-squareXIIIesq@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down4·6 months agoDude, sisters are so much worse. Brothers fight and then it’s over, sisters are cold blooded.
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·edit-26 months agoOh really? 😧 Okay maybe I take that back then. I wish to be the only child. Genie please grant my wish. 🥺
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 months agoIt’s aight. Parents divorced tho
minus-squareXIIIesq@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·6 months agoJokes on you, parents are already divorced.
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoThere’s no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense
minus-squareXIIIesq@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoAh right, I thought you were doing a monkey’s paw thing
minus-squareFizz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoOnly child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you’re bored.
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoOh I can annoy internet strangers. Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around And desert you (Honestly, my older brother is a jerk, I wanna switch timelines.)
minus-squareOmega@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoWish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-26 months agoIts fine. Just do what we do to cats and dogs. 😉 snip snip
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoMy best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it’s way better than being completely alone.
minus-squareSylvartas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months agoMy sister had a lengthy phase where her go-to move was a kick in the balls. To be fair it was a great deterrent
Dude, sisters are so much worse. Brothers fight and then it’s over, sisters are cold blooded.
Oh really?
😧
Okay maybe I take that back then.
I wish to be the only child.
Genie please grant my wish. 🥺
It’s aight. Parents divorced tho
Jokes on you, parents are already divorced.
There’s no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense
Ah right, I thought you were doing a monkey’s paw thing
Only child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you’re bored.
Oh I can annoy internet strangers.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
(Honestly, my older brother is a jerk, I wanna switch timelines.)
Wish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer
Its fine. Just do what we do to cats and dogs. 😉
snip snip
My best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it’s way better than being completely alone.
My sister had a lengthy phase where her go-to move was a kick in the balls. To be fair it was a great deterrent
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