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I write again having done my own research. It turns out he’s had a wifesaving neck surgery known as a twateotomy
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I write again having done my own research. It turns out he’s had a wifesaving neck surgery known as a twateotomy
Do you think I would sit here and try to make fetch happen if there was any chance you could stop me? Fetch happened 25 minutes ago.
Just get your weird shit from their patreons. Or like, kemono.su if you’re horny and broke.
You think maybe it’s like his bioluminescent anglerfish lure, but for deranged sickos?
It’s long past time to flush these turds
CNN surely 🤓
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We are cosmic beings of chaos at the infinite center of creation. Anyone who thinks we should care about a few grumpy clicks ought to be sold to a cat food company.
I can make a hamburger and fries in like ten minutes active cooking time for £3, and it’ll have proper beef and be perfect.
What is even happening at Burger King?
It’s fetched, but not very far
I know that, you silly billy. The view is just better from afar
In Germany they say “the devil shits on the biggest pile”. But like, in German. Life’s a funny old thing, isn’t it?
Well, I left America, so yes. I find I am.
My claim to fame: played through that running section on an iPod touch in 2010.
Only took about an hour. I had more free time, back then.
Agreed that the position should be subject to drug testing. You have to be sober as a cat to pilot a commercial plane, but a speed junkie can have nukes? Insane.
The HR sector are a blight on humanity. They’re the HOA of corporate departments.
Oh shit, of course Sheogorath shows up in this thread
Still voting in the states, mind you. Dual citizen 🥳
You know what would be amazing? If wimping out meant Biden got to debate a sane republican instead. You know, someone Biden probably knew from school, like Teddy Roosevelt or something.
Hmm. The main joke here was meant to be how far back I had to go to think of a sane republican, but flubbed it with a “Biden old” punchline. Hat on a hat.
Now why would they be doing that?