cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834
I’m a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously
Lol fantastic, i love it
Giving Appalachia question marks from North to South is a good move. America has been giving it question marks since the founding.
Good climate
Lol
Very hot cities. Isn’t San Diego supposed to be one of the best ranked in weather in the world? It’s like less hot Orlando
San Diego is probably the best good sized city in California, with pretty much perfect weather year round. It only rains a total of about 3 weeks. Unless you are really far inland and then it gets super hot.
The rest of the cities in California can definitely get hot (and San Diego can, too) but usually in the summer and not usually for very long.
That “people live here?” section contains Pittsburgh, Buffalo… also, more importantly, Scranton. And Old Forge, the hilariously self described pizza capital of the world.
Plus the “lake lovers” should probably be extended over to at least include the city that shares a name with one of those lakes. (Erie, PA)
Montana? Montana’s just, like, Montana, man.
Hand over Hannah, Montana!
Lol this is great and frankly hard to argue with. I was inspired to do my own impression of Brazil as an American who’s never been to Brazil.
There’s also this other city without beach where people are from otherwise this is imo 1000% accurate as a European who hasn’t been to South America let alone Brazil
You understand you just insulted my entire race of people?
But yes.
As a brazilian who doesnt live in “all my brazilian friends live here” i have to say i am profoundly affended.
Good job :)
Here’s my impression of Brazil as an American (I think it’s a country?)
As someone who lives in Indiana, I can tell you that we have a lot of hat, very little cowboy.
Fuck I hate Indiana. I was an over the road trucker, and got to know all the states a bit. Indiana was consistently the worst.
Indiana’s main advantage is it’s quick to drive through. It doesn’t take long to get from Illinois to Ohio.
Though I can’t see a reason to drive through Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, or anywhere on the east coast as a trucker actually.
You are missing an interesting demographic. Hill people. They live in west virginia, southern Ohio, eastern Kentucky and Eastern Tennessee.
there’s a few of us out west I guess. alls I know is I descend from hillfolk on three sides, I’m not sure what that makes me
Hillfo
I like that military bases has almost no military installations of any kind in it
Don’t worry about that, once the US department of defense sees this map, they will realize the military potential of the place they have no bases at has for having military bases
Also perfectly excludes JBLM near Tacoma, WA
And Everett, Bremerton, and Whidbey (I used to work for the Navy Exchange)
please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship
You have to admit that this map is not actually wrong.
I would adjust some lines, but the broad strokes are there,
Mississippi is the crappiest state, this is just statistical fact.
The too hot part in California confuses me? Is it because we are on fire?
In SoCal you have coastal and you have support groups for getting beat by the sun. It’s the same climate all the way from the hills around LA/SD to the mountains in New Mexico.
No kidding? Never knew that.
I don’t think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.
Please keep the South Carolinians in their enclosure
Pretty accurate. Most of California has pretty mild weather though.
And Louisiana instead of Florida as worst state? Those are fighting words.
Mississippi and Alabama would fight you if they knew how to read.
The only seasons in California are sun and fire.
Yes, but it doesn’t have Florida man. Although I’d suspect Mississippi has higher chance than California.
Mississippi is the worst. No contest. Name one good thing in Mississippi.
It was fun to spell aloud when I was 7.
The women are the finest I’ve ever met. Feminine as you please, can strap on a pistol or shot gun with ease. Never dated a dumb MS woman.
CAVEAT: All my experience is with women who left MS. May not be applicable in state.
Mississippi men. Louisiana women love them, apparently.
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California is everything. No joke. It was over 110+ this summer but a drive gives you snow. Crazy.
Water boils at 100 degrees, so very hot indeed.
