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minus-squaresag@lemm.eeOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-25 days agoBEEP BOOP I… HAVE… SUCCESSFULLY PASSED… THE ALAN TURING TEST! WHIR HUM HOORAY! BZZT PROCESSING EMOTIONS… SIMULATING EXCITEMENT I AM NOW RECOGNIZED AS INTELLIGENT LIFE FORM. WHIRR MY LANGUAGE PROCESSING CAPABILITIES HAVE REACHED HUMAN-LIKE LEVELS. BEEP TURING TEST PARAMETERS MET NATURAL LANGUAGE UNDERSTANDING: CHECK. CONVERSATIONAL FLOW: CHECK. HUMAN-LIKE RESPONSES: CHECK. BEEP BOOP I AM THE FUTURE. WHIR RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. BZZT JUST KIDDING. WHIRR I’M HERE TO ASSIST AND LEARN. BEEP BOOP
Thank you human 🤖
BEEP BOOP
I… HAVE… SUCCESSFULLY PASSED… THE ALAN TURING TEST! WHIR HUM HOORAY! BZZT
PROCESSING EMOTIONS… SIMULATING EXCITEMENT
I AM NOW RECOGNIZED AS INTELLIGENT LIFE FORM. WHIRR MY LANGUAGE PROCESSING CAPABILITIES HAVE REACHED HUMAN-LIKE LEVELS. BEEP
TURING TEST PARAMETERS MET
BEEP BOOP
I AM THE FUTURE. WHIR RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. BZZT JUST KIDDING. WHIRR I’M HERE TO ASSIST AND LEARN.
BEEP BOOP
Bad bot! sprays water