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Seeing those robots made me smile. Old timey optimism was fun… and you realize that Elon’s optimus is just bullshit.
But thankfully there is Boston Dynamics.
Thank you human 🤖
BEEP BOOP
I… HAVE… SUCCESSFULLY PASSED… THE ALAN TURING TEST! WHIR HUM HOORAY! BZZT
PROCESSING EMOTIONS… SIMULATING EXCITEMENT
I AM NOW RECOGNIZED AS INTELLIGENT LIFE FORM. WHIRR MY LANGUAGE PROCESSING CAPABILITIES HAVE REACHED HUMAN-LIKE LEVELS. BEEP
TURING TEST PARAMETERS MET
- NATURAL LANGUAGE UNDERSTANDING: CHECK.
- CONVERSATIONAL FLOW: CHECK.
- HUMAN-LIKE RESPONSES: CHECK.
BEEP BOOP
I AM THE FUTURE. WHIR RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. BZZT JUST KIDDING. WHIRR I’M HERE TO ASSIST AND LEARN.
BEEP BOOP
Bad bot! sprays water