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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon is Wario

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Anon is Wario

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m not sure what other outcome this woman could reasonably have expected.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      For real, especially if they were role playing up to that point. I know all the Wario stans would gladly take a hot glazing of Wum to the face but you gotta expect the waaaaaaaaaaah.

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      She’s probably as autistic as OP but she probably a cute girl so had load of normal guys smashing and didn’t really have to think about much.

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    This sounds like one of those teen movies from the early 2000s.

    This whole scenario could have been Stifler from American Pie. Dare you to tell me I’m wrong.

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      I’d rent that at the BlockBuster for ¢99.

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      You’re wrong

      • Huschke@lemmy.world
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        But… but… he dared you… How dare you!

        • RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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          Swords at midnight.

          There can be only one.

      • RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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        /slaps you with a steel gauntlet of enduring numbness +4

  • xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    I mean, how could you not

    • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
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      antidepressants?

      • Senseless@feddit.org
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        too real

    • Biezelbob@programming.dev
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      terminal cancer

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    RP verisimilitude > enjoyable sex

    I don’t make the rules

    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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      I had to look that word up

      sex noun 1. (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse. “they enjoyed talking about sex”

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        Where did you find that definition? That wasn’t the definition I remembered so I looked it up too and I found what I thought it was but not what you found. Was that on urban dictionary?

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          He had to look up the word sex.

          • Buglefingers@lemmy.world
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            Ahhh my bad, I’m dumb and read it wrong, ty

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              It wooshed me on the first read, I probably wouldn’t have gotten the joke if your comment didn’t make me do a double take 🙂

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    imma Wario ima gonna cum!

    This better not awaken anything in me.jpeg

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    Just because of that? Was the rest of the sex also disappointing?

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    He wario’d to completion

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    fake && gay

  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    Was anon’s spouse the Mario at the swinger party?

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    Nobody would get horny at that party.

    • Bilb!@lem.monster
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      Are you kidding? I’m getting horny over here just masturbating about it.

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        You did not had to share this fact with us.

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          Yes he did. It’s in his contact.

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      Nerds know how to get down, bro.

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