Wokeness ended the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe in it

Some Canadian Conservative MP was having histrionics on Instagram recently because our coffee chain Tim Hortons is trialing paper lids, and apparently that’s woke. That’s what’s important to a conservative, not housing or climate or cost of living.

Thanks for the great meme, keep it up.

I thought I was in dad jokes for a moment.

This is too good.