It was double parked in the bike lane without blinkers on and with nobody inside of it. If it didn’t happen to me I would have sworn this is made up, it was way too on point. I couldn’t believe it.
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If you didn’t key it you’re a liberal
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I think we all know what didn’t happen here
that he was outside at all makes me doubt the story
giggling quietly to myself in my bedroom
“fuckin grass-toucher”
bro went outside
remember, comrades. the grass is lava if you must face the yellow face and its burning flames
Excuse me we prefer to be called Beanis Americans these days
Pro tip: if at the sun spit on it to get a spite shaped stain.
I did spit on it on the way by
Did you piss on it?
That’s just how the parking assist works. 🤷
The one giant windshield wiper was goofy as hell right?
It was such a weird vehicle. It does not look good.
