my man doesn’t have 4 years worth of heartbeats left
inshallah 🙏
I’m Ron Burgundy?
Pause.
That’s electoralism. If it sounds lib, it’s lib, and you gotta say “No lib”. How am I supposed to know you’re not a lib when you don’t say “No lib”
You’re lib
I’m gonna lib your ass if you don’t stop saying pause.
Some of my best friends are libs, and I’m not lib but
When does he find the time to squeeze in all these facelifts? My man has the skin of a liver spotted baby.
Looked like he was gonna have a stroke too.
When I saw this yesterday, I didn’t make the connection that he read “PAUSE” a teleprompter
“Pause. No don’t say pause, just pause. Don’t say it, do it!”
2028
biden was just responding to some gay shit someone said behind him
We added “Four more years. Pause.” to the taglines right?
He finally weighed in on the paws vs maws debate
Trump: “These court fines are sus!”
Go Fuck Yourself San Diego
Ho-leee shit…
Jesus Christ we’re fucked.