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      Well, his Wikipedia article is horrifying

      He asserts that casual sex attracts subterranean spirits that make an impression on the inside of women’s vaginas and offers exercises to “clean out” said vaginas; he writes that children get cancer because they want it;

      I hope her first husband kept their daughters away from him

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    Thought the gun was a squirt gun connected to the (wine? champagne? w/e) bottle, now that would’ve been classy

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    Nobody’s saying that our royals are classy, except themselves, their paid weirdos, and, weirdly enough, americans.

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    is that really a “mom” tattoo? i guess might as well if you’re going the sick ass panther route

    also is that an airsoft gun? and is he drinking champagne in a coffee cup?

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      Pretty sure my .22s have a larger bore, and I have a shitload.

      Funny story:

      Black dude runs up in the local redneck bar and starts waving a BB pistol around. “You’re money and your jewelry!”, kinda talk. People were like, whatever dude, that’s a BB gun. “I’m fucking serious!” One the guys playing pool walked up behind him and clocked him over the skull with the blunt end of a pool stick. Fin.

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    Helen Keller would produce better quality tats but at least he leans into his trash identity enough to identify from a distance

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    Being a royal of any kind is a crime against humanity. The French and the Bolsheviks knew the right way to treat monarchs. Every last one of them deserves to have their head rolled into a basket.

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      Chill… Royals aren’t what they used to be. They are more like well paid circus clowns than power tripping maniacs now.

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        Constitutional monarchs are even worse. They’re slimy, mincing predators, scavengers sitting on the sidelines.

        Modern royals remember the power their ancestors have, and they yearn for that power back. They play pretend that they’re happy being ceremonial monarchs. But really, they’re just biding their time. Monarchies are used to thinking in centuries. So they sit there, waiting on the sidelines, waiting for some crisis of democracy, something that causes people to lose faith in the system. Then they’ll step in and reclaim real power. They’re a bunch of mincing pedophiles just waiting for someone to lose sight of their kid.