I’ll just raise the prices of my replies to compensate

Thanks, but we have our own fully vertical domestic supply chain

Nice.

Sorry sweetie, I’ve already deployed a reciprocal counter tarrif thats always your tarrif +1%

that’s okay i’ll just stop replying to your posts i guess, well see you later

This will cause a posting recession and you know it. The mods can’t just post slop to compensate since they’re already posting too much slop.

This reminds me of the scene from Always Sunny where they want to do an intervention on Frank but it instantly turns into them just shouting the word ‘intervention’ at each other, but with ‘tariffs’ instead

Just gonna pop a quick tariff on you.

Tariff yourselves and everyone around you.

They’re threatening tariffs on hexbear you know. That’s what they’re saying tariffs on hexbear, we’ll I think that’s great just tremendous really. We’ll levy our own tarries, the biggest tariffs. They make awful memes over there on lemmy we make the best, and until they stop dumping their memes here, those terrible memes, we’ll keep reciprocating. It’s fair, it’s reciprocal and it’s so we can keep making the best memes and they’ll see that, I think they will, I think they’ll see that we can keep making the best memes and they’ll have to accept them. Meme, what a funny word, Richard Dawkins I believe, he loved 4Chan he loves eugenics what a tremendous word from a tremendous man. So we’re going to win the meme wars and the posts they’re going to skyrocket, we’ll have the most upbear and the most good posting. Not like their stinky bad posts, we always win folks that’s my promise that we’re going to win.

I raise you 1,337% tariff

hey… 24 is the highest numbah, fahgetaboutit

Oh yeah then I will tariff myself 420.69%

Economists predict this will decrease the total volume of my cum, thereby increasing its overall value.