The craziest political surprise in the last 20 years is still that Corn Pop was real.

Saccharomyces cerevisiae consuming sugars: Amazing, remove any guidance on restriction of that.

Xanthomonas campestris consuming sugars: Woke, possibly also gay.

It’s hard to find competitive eating results for anything other than the Nathan’s hotdog contest from before 2000 but everything I can find points to the pickle thing being true. He verifiably came in 3rd in the 1994 Nathan’s hot dog contest, and emceed the 2002 pickle contest as a “former champion.” The story about the deli guy telling him to compete is almost certainly made up though, since it changes every time he tells it.

The mafia hit also seems real, Gotti was tried 4 times on it and it was pretty much accepted during those that he had ordered the hit but was able to convince enough jurors that he had left the mafia before 1999 making the 2004 trial past the statute of limitation.

Also this lmao:

Imagine getting dunked on by a dumb robot

I can’t believe he turned that kid from Newsies into Tom Hanks and can still be mayor.

Playing Mambo Italiano by Gérard Darmon

https://youtu.be/QGnh0q4RuQ8

He’s gaba’d his last gool.

It’s the Democratic primary, the general still has to happen. It was basically assumed that the Democratic nominee would win the general.

It’s at 85% reporting now and the numbers are pretty much the same.

I’m house/dog sitting for my sister in Las Vegas all week and I didn’t want to bring a bunch of stuff with me so I set up ps2 emulation on my phone and it’s a complete game changer. I’m switching between Lord of the Rings: The Third Age, Black, and Legend of Kay.

Bonus old dog picture:

A bugs life lol

It also says that h3snarkers watch the show with “orgiastic hatred” lmao. I would love to be in the room when a judge has to read this.

You mean the reeducation camps your wife sends you to make you woke or she’ll take the kids away?

https://youtu.be/oupUJTAOcCE

Famous teetotaler: Russell Brand

Famous wino: Jesus of Nazareth

I don’t like graphical package managers either.

I’m more surprised that he actually is a White Sox fan.