Vote this man into the white house!
Non of that FAKE (heavily researched and scientific studys). I want what the man on the interwebs said!
See its all just a bunch of nerds writing down shit! Like congrats you got a fancy piece of paper! So like what that means your qualified or something???
Just give me Anti aging!!!
And oxigen makes us old, so we should stop breathing ASAP.
Remarkable! Everyone who followed your advice stopped aging almost immediately.
Vote this man into the white house! Non of that FAKE (heavily researched and scientific studys). I want what the man on the interwebs said! See its all just a bunch of nerds writing down shit! Like congrats you got a fancy piece of paper! So like what that means your qualified or something??? Just give me Anti aging!!!
(This is satirical)