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    Tepid take but american “Christianity” is anything but. They completely disregard the teaching of JC and are literally heretical in their beliefs. It’s the worship of Mammon and the American settler project.

    I’m sure there are still some people who live by Jesus’s teachings (love thy neighbor as yourself, judge no lest you be judged, compassion for the downtrodden, acceptance of those ostracized by society, beating bankers with a whip, etc) but mainstream “christianity” in America needs a seperate term. Americanity? Americanism?

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      A lot of Burgerlander “Christians” don’t even know let alone believe in the harrowing of Hell, which is a core Christian doctrine. Burgerlander “Christianity” doesn’t offer a good answer why Jesus had to die on the cross (why did Jesus had to die for our sins and not just say “psych” before ascending to heaven as a final dab against the Pharisees and Romans?) while the harrowing of Hell completely explains why: Jesus had to die so he could go to Sheol, where everybody including all the Old Testament prophets like Moses were stuck in. The idea is that Jesus fooled Satan into thinking that since Jesus can feel pain and even die, he’ll also go to Sheol like the other prophets where he had to submit to Satan. The Saturday between Good Friday and Easter Sunday is Jesus beating the shit out of Satan and freeing everyone in Sheol. That is the real reason why Jesus had to die on the cross.

      Holy Saturday is just commemorating when Jesus descended to Sheol and ripped and teared the demons like Doomguy.

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        I never knew this. Holy shit. I was raised as a US Christian and one of the reasons I became an atheist was because everyone made Jesus sound indifferent to those suffering in hell.

        I distinctly asked a leader why, if only people who died after Jesus’ crucifixion are saved, the people who came before and those ignorant of Jesus have to suffer hell.

        The answer I got was basically ‘thems the breaks lol’

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        I seriously didn’t learn about the Harrowing until I was in my late 20s, despite being raised in the church and later studying a lot of art history (how there aren’t more Renaissance paintings of the Harrowing is beyond me. Shit’s metal as fuck). It doesn’t help Christians’ understanding of Hell is largely based on fanfic, specifically Dante’s Inferno.

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        Somehow I’m not surprised that burgerland “christians” (Ameretics? I seriously need a term for these ghouls) don’t know basic theology. If burgerlanders are willing to file into corporate mega-churches and watch some millionaire preach Calvinism-but-worse to them before they hop into their private jet (it’s for missionary work I swear!) they are truly lost.

        If Mary and Joseph were looking for a place to stay they would be hard pressed to find a church in America that would help them. Most would call the cops on those vagrants

  • I haven’t really looked for a full transcript of the sermon, but this is the reported thing she said on her wiki:

    “Millions have put their trust in you. And as you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy on the people in our country who are scared now.”

    if this is legit what has them furious, it’s so absurdly predictable. there is nothing on this earth that conservative Christendom hates more than being told by a spiritual leader with limited temporal power to be more compassionate and have mercy on the weak during their political triumphs.

    a caricature of the devil could show up and start eating babies on main street, and they would ignore it to run a 5 mile obstacle course just for the opportunity to kick an unhoused, unwed mother in the face for making eye contact.

    imagine being so weak and fragile in your victory that an appeal to mercy for the powerless sends you and your camp into a rage spiral.

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      :a-guy: The Council of Nicaea and its consequences have been a disaster for the Christian religion. They have greatly increased the number of Christians who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world.

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    What the actual f?!?!? Is this real? My father was a deacon at our church I spent the first 18 years of my life almost as much at church as at school and I’m pretty sure empathy was never called a sin.

    Edit: alright I went to the author he sites and then the article the author wrote and basically as usual with these evangelicals they site old testament only verses where you’re supposed to stone people for doing certain things. They then use this for justifying (along with a large dose of misogyny) their idea that you shouldn’t have empathy for anyone who has (in their eyes) sinned. These people are absolute psychopaths.

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    lol doesn’t Trump have most of the qualities described in the Antichrist?

    Just further proof that these people cannot read even if it’s their own religion

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        If the antichrist were brown and queer in a movie people would be all

        you-hear-about-video-games look at this woke shit!!

        IN FACT remember all that anger that Lil Nas X inspired with that video where he gives the devil a lap dance?

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          It was so dumb.

          “Everyone keeps calling me a nazi so I’ll be one.” - totally fine logic

          “Everyone keeps calling me demonic so I’ll be one.” - OMFG how dare you!?!?!?

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        Idk, I feel like a lot of them would expect anyone with an important biblical role to play to be a white dude even if it’s an evil one, everyone else can at best be background characters.

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          Well I remember when Benedict XVI stepped down and several celebrity cardinals were in the spotlight as potential successors, a lot of racists were talking about how one of the Black cardinals was the antichrist.

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        I had a pastor declare somehow that it was Biblical that the antichrist would be from Persia, so they would definitely be a Middle-Eastern man. Also, since Obama was “definitely” not born in the US, and we all know he’s the antichrist, then he must be Middle-Eastern, and therefore a dirty Muslim. It was wild.

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    An awfully convenient god they got there.

    That god asks nothing of them and gives them permission to be themselves, as lazy, arrogant, greedy, and malevolent as they want but since they’re heterosexual and white they’re the good guys.

    At least 4chan will admit they’re just evil and are simply acting on their inherent evil nature, but I’m sure they’ll give up the ghost that they’re evil soon enough.

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      All Trump has to do is replace the US Dollar with crypto and then die or be pushed out of office 6 months before the midterms to completely fulfill the prophecy of Revelations 13.

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    Not only some wild-ass takes that make any good old-fashioned Christian heretic go jesse-wtf right there, as expected from some dipshit from the state of cults and crackers, but pay close attention to the choice of gendered words.

    Correction, he’s cranking out over some prelate of the Church of England named Mariann. Firstly, prelate is a pretty neat title it reminds me of star craft. Secondly this all apparently has to do with this lady kicking the Trump-Hive like a few days ago over preaching at him in the middle of her sermon (he was literally there and had to get preached at, that’s silly as fuck lmao) to not be a monster, to which trump brands her a “Radical Left hard line Trump hater.”

    Eh she’s cool in my book.

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      It’s so funny because she asked for mercy for the meek. Didn’t give an opinion about him - I don’t even think she criticized him. If memory serves she ASKED for MERCY. The spin machine is so mechanical and devoid of substance.

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    Western christians (especially the evangelical nutjobs) are bloodthirsty maniacs that also exported their bullshit of hate/bigotry/destruction through “missionary work” for one so I can’t say this is surprising.

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      With 4chan, I’m honestly waiting for them to just drop the pretenses and admit to being satanists with an obviously rehearsed trademark evil laugh.