BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 27 days agoIf Hyrule is cursed to have Ganondorf constantly reincarnate and try to become King, couldn't Link defeat him by making the position of King a mostly ceremonial one and making Zelda the prime ministermessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up170arrow-down10
arrow-up170arrow-down1message-squareIf Hyrule is cursed to have Ganondorf constantly reincarnate and try to become King, couldn't Link defeat him by making the position of King a mostly ceremonial one and making Zelda the prime ministerBadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 27 days agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareDragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·27 days agoNo no no, you see. This calls for a more nuanced stratrgy. Step 1. on the edges of Hyrule, find the most useless, worthless plot of land you won’t miss. How about Evertide Island? Step 2. excommunicate it from Hyrule Step 3. Give Hyrule its original name back: Grooseland Step 4. Send some random guy to “discover” Evertide Island or any other useless plot of land of your choosing and name it “Hyrule”. Step 5. Voila! Now Ganondorf is only king of the worthless plot of land known as Hyrule and can never become king of Grooseland.
minus-squareEvilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·27 days agoStep 6. Voila! You just recreated Israel
minus-squaredriving_croonerlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·27 days agoOnce king, he’s due to return Hyrule to its glory days and engage in war against Grooseland.
No no no, you see. This calls for a more nuanced stratrgy.
Step 1. on the edges of Hyrule, find the most useless, worthless plot of land you won’t miss. How about Evertide Island?
Step 2. excommunicate it from Hyrule
Step 3. Give Hyrule its original name back: Grooseland
Step 4. Send some random guy to “discover” Evertide Island or any other useless plot of land of your choosing and name it “Hyrule”.
Step 5. Voila! Now Ganondorf is only king of the worthless plot of land known as Hyrule and can never become king of Grooseland.
Step 6. Voila! You just recreated Israel
Once king, he’s due to return Hyrule to its glory days and engage in war against Grooseland.