I’m supposed to jerk my neighbor off?

Communications officer Weezy?

We used to have to type in the QR codes by hand.

almost 2384

2 ³⁸⁴

Rising

Poorly installed aftermarket headlights. Being LED has little to do with it.

Dust in the windward.

Tiny giraffe head shadow.

RIP

Experts are never sure.

Al Smith or AI Smith?

Letting the days go by…

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How many fingers do you have?

“Not now, Cato!”

Where to cut a pizza?

Futility is resistance.

OK, Marvin.

“Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it," said Marvin.
“And what happened?” pressed Ford.
“It committed suicide,” said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.”

Oblate sPhereoid

“I award you no points, and my god have mercy on your soul.”