I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.placeEnglish · 13 hours agoWe might be living the final moments of not being terrified what the US President is going to doplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up1396arrow-down133
arrow-up1363arrow-down1message-squareWe might be living the final moments of not being terrified what the US President is going to doplus-squareI'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.placeEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square110fedilink
Dragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish · edit-26 hours agoIf Smell-O-Vision (TV with smells) had taken off, Donald Trump would have never been presidentplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1130arrow-down110
arrow-up1120arrow-down1message-squareIf Smell-O-Vision (TV with smells) had taken off, Donald Trump would have never been presidentplus-squareDragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish · edit-26 hours agomessage-square23fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 29 minutes agoOne day it was too silent, the air was too clean, there was no obnoxious sounds, exhaust, or dust particulates in the air. So, a guy invented leaf blowers.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareOne day it was too silent, the air was too clean, there was no obnoxious sounds, exhaust, or dust particulates in the air. So, a guy invented leaf blowers.future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 29 minutes agomessage-square0fedilink
pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 17 hours agoMagic Johnson sounds like the name of an adult film starmessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down17
arrow-up1170arrow-down1message-squareMagic Johnson sounds like the name of an adult film starpruwyben@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square11fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 1 day agoAll the cult leaders who claim to be God/Jesus never have any powers. If I join your cult, and you claim to be Jesus, you'd be better be ready to do some magic.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1163arrow-down11
arrow-up1162arrow-down1message-squareAll the cult leaders who claim to be God/Jesus never have any powers. If I join your cult, and you claim to be Jesus, you'd be better be ready to do some magic.plus-squarefuture_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square30fedilink
Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWhen I was a kid in the 80s, "computers will teach your kids in school" was one of those future utopia predictions. Now the thought of a computer teaching kids is horrifying to me.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up1403arrow-down111
arrow-up1392arrow-down1message-squareWhen I was a kid in the 80s, "computers will teach your kids in school" was one of those future utopia predictions. Now the thought of a computer teaching kids is horrifying to me.plus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square98fedilink
Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 2 days agoSarah should consider herself very lucky she wasn't given a fox, a chicken, a bag of grain and a small boat.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1153arrow-down15
arrow-up1148arrow-down1imageSarah should consider herself very lucky she wasn't given a fox, a chicken, a bag of grain and a small boat.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square22fedilink
Fleur_@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agoUnderrated benefit of lemmy is like minded people will tend to join the same instances and if I don't want to interact with those groups I can just filter the whole instance.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square178fedilinkarrow-up1323arrow-down126
arrow-up1297arrow-down1message-squareUnderrated benefit of lemmy is like minded people will tend to join the same instances and if I don't want to interact with those groups I can just filter the whole instance.plus-squareFleur_@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square178fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 3 days agoHigh School, Homelessness, Prison - those experiences wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for other people.message-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down113
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squareHigh School, Homelessness, Prison - those experiences wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for other people.future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square23fedilink
Maimas2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoOur society has long passed the time during which a single person or writing could change everyone's opinions.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down118
arrow-up198arrow-down1message-squareOur society has long passed the time during which a single person or writing could change everyone's opinions.plus-squareMaimas2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square41fedilink
ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 4 days agoThere must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.message-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down118
arrow-up1130arrow-down1message-squareThere must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square42fedilink
sho@ani.socialEnglish · 4 days agoMost if any shower thoughts probably never actually occured in the showerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down19
arrow-up192arrow-down1message-squareMost if any shower thoughts probably never actually occured in the showerplus-squaresho@ani.socialEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square27fedilink
Balthazar@lemmy.world · 4 days agoPumpkins used as decorations outdoors are a scam perpetuated by squirrels message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down19
arrow-up1119arrow-down1message-squarePumpkins used as decorations outdoors are a scam perpetuated by squirrels Balthazar@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square5fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 6 days agoHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comexternal-linkmessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1394arrow-down135
arrow-up1359arrow-down1external-linkHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comfuture_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square61fedilink
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 7 days agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-squaremessage-square271fedilinkarrow-up1891arrow-down1138
arrow-up1753arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookerspH3ra@lemmy.ml · 7 days agomessage-square271fedilink
ContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 days agoWhenever I see someone walking around in clothes with big, visible branding, I can’t help but think they paid a fortune to wear an advertisement.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1501arrow-down123
arrow-up1478arrow-down1message-squareWhenever I see someone walking around in clothes with big, visible branding, I can’t help but think they paid a fortune to wear an advertisement.plus-squareContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square77fedilink
Donebrach@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoNeiR: Automata is the sequel to NeiR: Replicantplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down16
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareNeiR: Automata is the sequel to NeiR: Replicantplus-squareDonebrach@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square5fedilink
JamesStallion@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agoWe should have elections with no candidates.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down118
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareWe should have elections with no candidates.plus-squareJamesStallion@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square32fedilink
Dragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish · 4 days agoPeople who think the past is better would probably be racist against the past if time travel were inventedplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down112
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squarePeople who think the past is better would probably be racist against the past if time travel were inventedplus-squareDragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square4fedilink
tunetardis@lemmy.caEnglish · 6 days agoLemmy should have a community called lemmy_guessplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1235arrow-down13
arrow-up1232arrow-down1message-squareLemmy should have a community called lemmy_guessplus-squaretunetardis@lemmy.caEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square34fedilink