What’s your favorite food?

As someone who doesn’t buy many butt plugs that seems reasonable. What should I expect to pay with a good butt plug plug?

My fellow piss pigs are pretty well adjusted folk.

Blowcaine should only be done off of small silver spoons anyway. It’s classy.

Here I thought I was a comedic genius.

I’m so excited for you

Why specifically then?

My father taught me to never trust someone who wears a cross. It’s been surprisingly good advice.

If you’re on the fence just do it, I don’t know anyone who regrets it.

Where’s your spare tire go?

Definitely not defending them here, but taking appetizing menu quality photos of food is surprisingly tricky.

Not to be confused with the shitty robot vacuum.

Yeah, we put a flag there and everything. Come on people!

Usually.

Like the sum total of me, including the past? I’m a good person now, but I used to be a pretty shitty person by most metrics. Like, deplorable.

I drove someone’s new car the other day. Glancing to my right for maybe a second triggered a “keep your eyes on the road” notification and alarm. You know, I used to not understand older people’s fear of new technology. I get it now.

It doesn’t make sense any way you read it.

Why are you not proud of yourself?

We’re at war with Westasia too though.