spudnik [he/him, they/them]

It was a surprisingly good show, I wasn’t expecting it to be as good as it was. Great cast too!

formerly carnivorous plants

This is so cool! Probably a tough sell for a few years though lol

Yup, exactly! But there a ton of other different species of carnivorous plants that aren’t flytraps specifically that grow all over. There are actually varieties in equatorial jungles, and all the way north into Canada too

They were also involved in making the show Duckman if you’re interested in more. It has that very specific 90s anticapitalism that was allowable in media before 9/11

I think we think it’s wild because all the media depictions of them are in cool and interesting places for plot reasons. In my mind they belong with like komodo dragons and birds of paradise or something

How they picture every college graduate

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volksdeutsche

History rhyming etc etc

The only place on earth that Venus Flytraps grow naturally is within a narrow range along the coast of the southern US. They aren’t from the Amazon, or Borneo, or any place exotic like a rain forest. They only grow in a bare sandy patch of geography about an hour north of Myrtle Beach

A lot of people from Star Trek TNG were involved in making it. Once I heard that, it clicked that this is basically a really good extended TNG episode where they don’t leave the ship

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hastings_Cutoff

I wrote a previous comment on this, but pretty much this exact same thing happened, and it caused the Donner Party. The real life guy was somehow even dumber than Zapp Branigan, and later helped establish the famous colony of ex-confederates in Brazil.

waters near Malta

Not that closer proximity would make this any more legitimate, but Malta is so fucking far away!

I bet he’s a carnist too and doesn’t give a shit about any other animal species. And I’d like to know his opinions on humanity causing an ongoing climate disaster that can’t stop/won’t stop grinding all life on earth into paste. And further, how all this fake ai crap is accelerating that disaster through massive energy consumption. these people all make me insane

reading these random descriptions of what Hexbear is like made by the most incurious and uncritical bozos lengthily farting into their hands and typing it up

I don’t mind a few of these, but I feel like sometimes it’s over half the taglines I get. I crave more willing oneself into a lizard style taglines

Edit: I have an ax to grind about this as a topic, not trying to direct this at you enjoying them generally

shivers

less safe for Jews than a settler-colonial project in a constant state of war, and it needs to become really bad for that to work out.

For instance, the former Soviet Union in the 1990s

8⁷

Gotcha covered

“One foot in the grave, and the other one a banana peel”

Yessss, that’s exactly how it was for me. It just popped into my head one time and now it’s stuck forever

Literally the only way that I can remember who the bad one is is that Hinkle rhymes with stinkle