spudnik [he/him, they/them]

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Aww man, I was hoping the harvest was really gonna shape up this year

Shoot first, then don’t bother asking any questions

Why are they so concerned? It was completely appropriate when the US seized the gold reserves of Afghanistan, Venezuela, and Russia right? The rules based international order had no problems with it, a precedent has been set already!

This has always been the line I’ve used on libs: until it is more profitable to stop climate change rather than continuing to cause it, capitalism will offer no solutions. I can’t believe the top ghouls are starting to say it out loud to the news

They will deregulate the fda and Panera will bring back the heart attack lemonade

The lack of any scrutiny on the timeline of these stories of abuse by ICE is driving me up the wall. Like every other one admits up top that it’s been going on since before the election and it’s never centered or really pointed out

Change the laws or procedures or whatever so that filibustering only counts if you are confined within a small plexiglass cube suspended over the Senate floor

Ok, glad it’s not just me lol

Imagining the intro song but all the horns are replaced by fart noises. Can’t tell if this is taking it too far

Amateur Pawn and it’s just a dude with a trenchcoat full of an assortment of watches and small electronics all attached to the inside lining. No storefront, just a free lance guy trying to shift his wares

Ohh yeah, he is lol. That movie truly, truly rules

No, but thanks for the suggestion!

Lol yeah he’s got the slightly upturned nose like the Whos from the Grinch that just oozes snootiness at first look

Beat me to it. Also the music video rules, because the guy playing the harpsichord looks exactly like a early Soviet political cartoon of if he was hooked on heroin and sweatily playing harpsichord

The whole move is so good, but by far my favorite part is Clarence and his gang. Possibly Kurtwood Smith’s greatest role ever. I love the “ontologically evil for the sake of evil, even to his own detriment” character. Also, his one henchman who gets coated in bright green toxic waste and instantly turns into a mutant before being hit by the truck and exploding in a giant shower of goo made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe. Movie heads can talk up and down about the message of the movie and how well it holds up or what it predicts so well etc, but I’m just here for the bad guys turning into mist

Edit: repeated a comment further down before reading the whole thread

Not for long, don’t worry buddy

I think more than a few were just copycats. All the people who easily got caught doing it were just bandwagoners. The OG transformer sniper attack from years ago seemed more like a professional job

More like lancing your couch, amirite?

Friends, Romans, countrymen! Lend me your couches!