That weird compulsion to always be in pursuit of a relationship might be gender dysphoria.

Shitty people are seeking damages because a company failed to sufficiently insulate itself against the shitty things that those same shitty people were doing.

At some point it will happen to you, and you will be sober. And when it does, you will remember this day.

When CCST filed its lawsuit earlier this year on behalf of more than 70 Texas institutions, it said the Education Department’s rule was created “with a thumb on the scale to maximize the number of approved claims and, ultimately, further the administration’s loan forgiveness agenda.”

Yes.

“Uh-oh, someone’s making a policy I don’t like, and I’m not sure I can sway enough voters to block it. Better break the policymaking process entirely.”

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit Voltaire atrocities.

I mean… Was she into it?

Is ❎ the new 🅱️?

did you know that displaying icons and figures of Jesus Christ on the cross was actually an old pagan tradition that early Christians co-opted to help spread their religion

Can you at least unlock it later with experience points or in-game currency?

Calling everyone “man”, “bro”, “you guys”

The more I look, the more memes I see. Is that the Instagram World Record Egg?

an eat-pre

When will they add the option to sort processes by “reason your fans are blowing”

You don’t think the #tuesday chatter is exciting? For real though, I get the same vibe. It usually makes me close the app shortly after I open it. Maybe I’m not giving it enough of a chance.

I used to feel really sad about having to wear pants all the time. Some might have even called it dysphoric.

One of my acquaintances started a fairly large group text thread recently. Somewhere along the way someone said, “Who’s the android user in here ruining everything?” I never said anything in the thread, so I felt like I was in the corner of a crowded room wearing a disguise about to be exposed.

I was also pretty annoyed. Like, what’s it matter? Texts are for text. Text works fine.

It’ll be like watching a bunch of CPU players fight each other in Smash Bros. That’s entertaining, right?

lol effective at what

Sometimes I get a glimpse of what experiencing the Internet without an ad blocker looks like today and it kinda blows me away.