That’s right just leave your skin behind. Peel your flesh away from the bone, and walk away from the problem! Scream in agony for a moment, set yourself free for lifetime!

I have 624 GB of DDR5 6000 MHz RAM just sitting around. Sam Altman, you can lick my butt and suck on my balls

Bless they all!

CDs NUTZ! All right enough sexual innuendo. What are you into? What do you really like to do? I like to obsessively play my two favorite video games and shout at strangers on the Internet. You?

I take this as a compliment

Have you listened to CDs?

Exploring the Playful Love Lives of Our Primate Cousins!

I have sex with large vehicles on camera for money. It’s called onlyvans. You CDL?

You may have an older model

Thank you for smoking good content!

It’s Halloween for the ants!

“ Fight the real enemy!”

You this comment right here? I made this for you!

Edible toilet paper!

She’s literally pointing two fingers at her own vagina! This ad is sexual and misleading

Really? I’ve been using DuckDuckGo as my main browser and search engine for years now. I’ve had zero problems with the search results. I haven’t used Google search directly in five years probably.

Why is Putin meeting with Django?

Hell yeah masturbation! A man’s private time to get er done!

That’s not what they mean by “unlimited breadsticks”!!

Google, you stink, like the poop in my toilet! Flush it down, flush it down so disgusting! Google you are making me gag because of your horrible stench. Please remove yourself from the equation.