doesn’t your wife?

We’re in a different political climate than when you were young. Today’s youth can’t afford to have children, and even if they could, they know bringing a child into a world of impending climate collapse is a cruelty.

They’re jealous of your privilege and resentful that you still find the time to complain in front of them even with your good luck

the fuck are you on about? I’m talking about the generation before me lying about how the baby years of the child is the best, the same way they lied about being in school being the best. 35 is down there with school years.

I’m talking about how in contrast to what the generation before told me, starting a career turned out great for me. I’m not talking about any privilage. If it seems privilaged, it’s telling them that when they start their own career, things start to look up. maybe they’re still just “working jobs” instead of "starting their career.

Lwaxanna is looking buxom and perky.

Yes, I chose to have kids and change nappies, doesn’t make it any less disgusting when the shit starts going everywhere, and a billion other things I knowingly signed up for sucking.

“This is going to suck, and be worth it after”
Later : “this sucks”
You : “LOL NO ONE FORCED YOU AMIRITE?!”

Older children, sure, but there’s a lot more intense childcare that takes up a lot of time with the baby. I am kinda in some of the exception circumstance, but not with the kid.

On top of that, if you’re the sole breadwinner, you can’t just drop your job to go do some stupid shit, like I did earlier.

Nah son. I talked over this with my dad, starting career and being independent is the best. Having kids and supporting a family really puts a damper on all that freedom and possible recklessness. Being at school was the worst fucking time ever too, bullies at home and dad being shitty at home.

No sir, you are not “learning to fly” you are in the Elderly Care Unit.

Also the top is just what you face when you’re screwing or unscrewing something.

Wat?

First of all that’s not an American exclusive thing.

I have never heard this outside of US media

the top turns that way, but the bottom turns the other way. I have no idea why americans think this makes sense.

I’m sure that this will work, just like it did when I participated in the march against the war on iraq. /s

Also, if it does work, I’m sure that the military forces that represent Palestine will surely start behaving in a way that doesn’t attack Israeli civillians. /s

Stop the violence, but fuck both groups of people.

third? More like fifth.

Is it different for gay guys?

“Sir Galahad… rare example of male virginity super powers”

I don’t think it was rare. That’s why Newton was celibate, because he thought it was better for him that way.

Also, Imma not believe properly until I see some sources.

FEAR! At the nightclub is probably as good a name as Panic! at the disco

I heard he choked on vomit. Someone else’s vomit

Using the best polish phrase. It also sounds fun in polish. Let’s see how bad I fuck it up.

No miy cyrke ni miy mwalpe (w is l with the line through it)

EDIT : the actual polish is “nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy”

Just go ahead and make “Ow my balls” and get it over and done with

Someone should post the “dress like a man” image with astfolo pointing out high heels and etc used to be for men

EDIT :

Oh no, trump voters in rural red states that voted for turtle Mitch died. My thot sand prayers go out to them, here’s hoping the federal services they keep cutting can aid them in this time of emergency.

Oh yeah. It is one hundred percent posible. Because to nudge track sync back or forward , VLC has keyboard shortcuts. That are a single keystroke. THAT I KEEP HITTING BY ACCIDENT.

#NO I DON’T KNOW WHAT KEY IT IS

Oh no. What if they used renewable energy?