Dear Lord, there really is a heaven.

Consentually have my way with you then break open a bottle of my best wine and listen to your opinions on Nietzsche.

Hands tied overhead, ankles in a spreader bar. That should do it.

Wow. Really hate the Jews, don’t we

You made,that up out of whole cloth.

Can someone explain this to me?

That’s more than the Hamas terrorists have done.

Who you planning to sell it to?

That was hilarious.

I envy the master who put that collar on you.

Wrong community. Those aren’t tiny by a long shot.

Would certainly enjoy seeing more of your new discovery!

Legs for days on that girl.