This is how it looks like in the baby ward of the hospital. Seriously I’m a baby expert.

That is my wife.

We agreed a week in advance to pack a specific size luggage. I had my luggage packed a week in advance. The night before she finally packed and we had to check a extra bag.

We were going to another metropolitan city. 😭😭😭

Biden sniffs hair and loves his son yuck!

/s

Oh man this is going to suck.

We were looking for an authentication setup to allow for SSO and one of the front runners was Twilio. They have a meeting with us next week and I am not looking forward to this second hand embarrassment.

The whole Trump presidency was filled with Trump abusing vague powers because when it was written, they assumed that the president wasn’t a asshole.

This new law plus Trump is a cluster fuck.

It’s also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it’s literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.

Back and mah day, we had lead in our paint and lead in our hearts and were just fine, if you ignore all our wild violent behavior!

A rocket crotch can push her to a 10/10

Which is so funny to me.

Like “Hey assholes, we want this!” On all the cars and all the career politicians just look away.

Women are from Venus check mate.

That hole has served us greatly

Btw this is a parody account

My bidet does not shoot at my whole ass. It only laser focuses on certain parts, which I dry with toilet paper.

My dude, this is one of the strangest hills I have ever seen someone defend with such animosity.

Ah yeah that was a slip

When I lived in a small town, it was a bunch of ready crusty ass neighborhoods, some creepy meth houses, and no trees for blocks.

I’d ride my bike to the gym so I could run on the treadmill because it was gnarly outside.

This is also assuming the Genie isn’t a spiteful PoS that will just kill the Asker. There’s no rule against that.

That’s understandable since they are the most popular.

My city’s senator called it out on the news and it’s not getting any attention from mainstream media.

And remember that it’s only been about 48 hours since Biden can legally assassinate anybody so right now, the news is kinda uncertain how to play this out.

Nah. Our stupid ass government only recently started hiring hackers who smoke weed. But even then, there’s too much stupid red tape.

“Both the NSA and the DOD have a ton of talented hackers, yet when it comes to actually performing disruptive cyber operations, for some reason we as a country are just frozen and scared,” Caceres says. “And that needs to change.”

He points to ransomware actors, mostly based in Russia, who extracted more than a billion dollars of extortion fees from victim companies in 2023 while crippling hospitals and government agencies. North Korea–affiliated hackers, meanwhile, stole another $1 billion in cryptocurrency last year, funneling profits into the coffers of the Kim regime. All of that hacking against the West, he argues, has been carried out with relative impunity. “We sit there while they hack us,” Caceres says.

https://www.wired.com/story/p4x-north-korea-internet-hacker-identity-reveal/

And also

It also doesn’t help that the Republican Party have outright praised Russia, which means they’re already inside.

Hey my dude. I’ll cat call you if you want.

Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I’d want your body all over mines no homo.

Anyways have a nice day.