Okay, if you think that’s a good idea
Shorts are too long.
I can’t wait to let my wife know
She knows
Don’t body shame, some people are into that body.
Quite a lot of people; if op is feeling unconfident in their body, I’d recommend them just looking at the thirst for bears lol
some of them are about 3.5 inches into that body, if you know what I mean.
I think I wanna wear yoga pants to really complete the look lol
I’m into it
This is a good idea. People should be allowed to wear whatever tf they want.
I completely agree that they should. Recognize though that other people are going to find some things more attractive than others. That’s okay - we’re not obligated to dress in a way others find attractive - but many people do care about being attractive.
A belly has developed
This.
Bubble gut and Jorts isn’t exactly a good look.
Oh it’s a look, alright but not a good one.
The thighs have paled
Does this mean that you did dress like this in the 90s?
It was surf shorts and button down shirts all unbuttoned and long hair, just bumbling around drunk and happy in the grocery store like Jeff Lebowski. I was fit though yes. If I went in drunk with shirt unbuttoned today someone would probably get the manager out to talk with me about it.
Sure some wouldn’t like that look, but some would
Because body positivity doesn’t exist for men.
I was going to say, because I don’t have the stomach of a half starved gym rat. But yours is also good.
Hey my dude. I’ll cat call you if you want.
Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I’d want your body all over mines no homo.
Anyways have a nice day.
That was sweet of you 🙂
Can we do this but homo
You make your own body positivity. That’s the point.
Bingo.
Is Reno 911 the more recent example of this?
To provide some perspective/existential dread, that character was introduced over 20 years ago.
NO! You can’t say that. It defies all know time logic.
I’m not really looking to attract other men at this time
It’s not gay enough anymore.
So?
Women what’s stopping you from dressing like 80s horror movie hotties?
Nobody puts shoulder pads like that on dresses anymore
I don’t like wearing thong leotards over my leggings. It’ll shove my leggings up my buttcrack and be super uncomfortable.
Superman wore briefs over his leggings and you don’t see him complaining about it.
Superman doesnt wear a thong though. Plus, he’s an alien so maybe he has a super skin that doesn’t get irritated from chafing?
I’m merely human, so my skin wouldn’t appreciate having the seam of my leggings pushed up my asscrack while working out or whatever they were doing in those outfits back then.
Yeah well Superman was fighting crime, and wearing briefs over leggings might not get into his asscrack, but I assume he has a ballsack. I’d much rather have a nice thong up my ass than my balls wrapped in tightly whites with some leggings all bunched up in there. I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. Unless Superman doesn’t have a scrotum and testicles, in which case I fully concede.
Maybe superman has super testicles? Briefs over leggings would hurt a normal dude but not him?
Or maybe his briefs only hurt his nuts if kryptonite is near him?On Krypton people wear boxers underneath their pants.
He’s nigh invincible. It would take a lot more than that to make him uncomfortable! Kryptonite underwear, maybe.
Of course dressing like 80’s horror movie hunks. Crop tops and jean mommy shorts.
A beer belly
The six pack evolved into a keg
Because I’m currently dressed like a skateboarder from the 90’s and it’s so very comfortable.
Have you seen those movies and what happens to the guys dressed like that?
Try again, Freddy / Jason / Michael / motherfucker
High fructose corn syrup.
A lack of 80s beach babes who would enjoy this kind out outfit
My gross body
I think you look hawt.
Because I did that in the 80s, so now I don’t, to protect the public from trauma.
Those socks are weirdly nostalgic for me, but I can’t quite recall when I quit wearing them for some reason.
Right before 1990 as grunge became a thing.
Because people don’t look like they did in the 80’s anymore.
Too little cocaine in today’s diet.