That’s fastfood infidelity.

And it just has to be Japanse huh.

Only option is to fake your own death and start a new life in Luxemburg.

funi

Gentlemen.

We should oust russia from the laniakea supercluster while we’re at it.

‘Can you explain this gap in your resume?’

-‘I was in Yale.’

‘Excellent, you’re hired!’

-‘Thanks, I really needed this yob.’

I have the dumb. Can someone explain what’s going on?

Makes me wonder what % of the ocean actually is fish cum.

What’s wrong with your faaaaaaaaace.

RUSH B CYKA

What devilry is this?

And we blast the meat scrapings off their bones with high pressure water jets and mold the resulting pink slime into… more dinosaurs!

Which is pretty fucking metal when you think about it.

Every shitty simulator game on steam starts out with a dinky truck like this.

And this is why alcohol was invented.

I brush my teeth while showering so yes

I just drink 6 liters of beer daily.

I havent taken a solid shit in decades.

Most expensive lay ever.

I’ve had Brexit acquaintances who claimed they had to leave the EU to get rid of silly nonsensical laws.

Meanwhile in the UK:

Being the AOE2 world champion is kinda like being the netball world champion. Yes it takes a lot of skill but no one but your grandma gives a shit.