Better to have that sign up, I guess, than to have a corpse rolled through your lobby.

How can I get this motherfucker to stop showing up in my feeds? I have him and all his subs blocked, and he still wriggles into my life.

I loves me some udon noodles. Drain the water and add hot sauce. Mmmmmmm…

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles…

Yeah, looks like a nighttime image of the island with some smoke added to it.

Considering how easy it is to set up a screen reader or to set an overriding font on most browsers, this seems like an exercise in futility. That said, something like mssystem ought to do it – standardized, block-style typeface, with little to differentiate the individual letters.

They pulled a rifle on him for a missing mudflap, so yeah, I’d be terrified, too.

Another fun fact about them is that if you were to take all their blood vessels out and line them up end-to-end, the otter would die.

Better yet, use a hidden partition.

That’d be my suggestion. I can’t imagine that the average airport security goon is going to check the reported size of the drive against the hardware specs as part of a normal inspection.

Always play stupid in these instances: I forgot the password; I got it second-hand and didn’t know about that; Encrypt-a-what, now?

LoL… we had a hound dog named nugget. Runt of the litter.

Well, it depends on your instance. Some of them aren’t popular, and some of them don’t allow downvotes at all. But, over here, it’s apparently hip to just click into a profile and downvote everything they’ve posted because they said something you disagree with. I won’t name names, because that’d be just as bad, but you can look through my profile if you’re really interested.

Typically, yes, but the brigaders have found their way here, so don’t expect it to last long.

Kafka has entered the chat.

I can’t imagine why. As much as I love the fediverse and what it stands for, it’s barely a blip on anyone’s radar at this point.

At some point, maybe. Back when I was running my own Mastodon instance, things were pretty much in this same state, but lots of other things have improved.

I mean, in Russia, anything is possible, but in any country that respects the rule of law, you’re a citizen if you pay taxes.

Ah, the old “contrails/chemtrails didn’t exist when I was young” argument. Yes, they did; you didn’t look up when you were a kid.

The Telegraph is probably one of the blandest news sources on the web. I’ve never once heard them described as “extreme,” in any sense.

Aww… what happened to his legs?

Edit: Clearly @Hellsadvocate appreciates crippled kittens.