

I swear, that generation will see things on the news and be compelled to do whatever the newscaster tells them.
Beanie Babies all the rage? Watch them board toys.
Satanic Panic? Time to purge everything Jimmy was watching.
People peeing in litter boxes? It must be true.
Self inflicted egg crisis? Time to eat more eggs than ever before.
Being told what they think is their personality.
They’re poor substitutes. I like vegan meals as much as the next, but trying to get people to ditch eggs in baking is a losing proposition.