And all I got was this lousy t shirt

If she could sing the song would be try to make me go to rehab I said no no no

Preemptive surrender has been the Dems most offputting quality for a MINNIT

Yeah but he’s our cobweb covered skeleton

I didn’t choose the big lake they call Gitche Gumee, the big lake they call Gitche Gumee chose me

Knuckle tats

B O R N T O S U E

It’s everywhere I look

Love will even make the one-eyed wink

If that skelly was me it’d be Homo erectus hnnnng

Of the two, Barron looks like the bigger wuss

What’s Kash Patel’s favorite thing to google?

His eyes

You should see the suicide pledges in FIAT currency tho

That man hattin’

(Please be afraid)

Inside me are 2 Telly Savalases

I think that’s a cigarillo Telly is smoking. He was the typa mfer who would

In fact the gun needs better Telly discipline

My body is a machine that turns water into gold

Marshmallow so white it got offended by this joke

They got the idea to do a fake interview and fuck the person up the ass from porn